< Ritsuka> 6.3G core
< Ritsuka> 46G core-git
< Ritsuka> srsly, WTF
< zenith> sounds like the problem is the disk is too small
< zenith> 8)
< ayleid> totally didn't misread disk.
< Ritsuka> ayleid: you concerned about your tiny disk?
< ayleid> Yes
< ayleid> I wish it was bigger :(
< Ritsuka> you can enlarge it for cheap these days
< ayleid> tell me more!
< ayleid> wil it still perform as well?
< Ritsuka> have a look in your emails, there's probably some offers in your spam box
< ayleid> oh yeah, thanks! "GUARANTEED SATISFACTION FOR HER ADD 2TB TO YOUR DISK FOR CHEAP $$$$"
<Marvin> Yay. Outlook isn't letting me know about cocks
<bunu> wow, the torch signal thing didnt burn very well when the queen lit it
<bunu> but the one in somerset went up like a tinderbox
<bunu> thats what they are called
<Vroomfondel> you'd be a crap Gandalf.
<Vroomfondel> "Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the torch signal things!"
Vroomfondel talking about his blocked sewer.
<Vroomfondel> oddly, there's a child's inflatable football in my inspection chamber. It's not actually blocking anything 'cause it floats, but I can't figure out how it got there because it looks slightly too big to fit through any of the openings
< sigwinch> ALL HAIL ATLASSIAN DATABASE CONNECTIONS
< bunu> sigwinch: we do not all hail database connections
< bunu> only Tim deserves that honour
* Ritsuka hails bunu
< Ritsuka> no response on any channel
< Ritsuka> must not be intelligent life, Captain
* bunu thumps Ritsuka
< Ritsuka> it's aggressive though. launch photon torpedos!
< bunu> QUANTUM TORPEDOES, FULL SPREAD
* Ritsuka locks phasers on bunu
* bunu performs the picard maneuver
* Ritsuka is not scared by bunu straightening his uniform
< bunu> haha
< bunu> you should be
on 2015-10-28 12:42
< cake> Ritsuka: ayleid asked me to remind you: I've forgotten what I was supposed to remind you about, sorry. :\
< Ritsuka> !remind ayleid every 5 minutes have you remembered it yet?
< cake> Ritsuka: OK, I'll remind ayleid about that at 2015-10-15 20:29:50
< Ritsuka> if only it worked that way
< zelate> the official combined figure for my astra estate was something like 72mpg which you could only achieve by reversing it out of the back of a C130 mid flight with the engine idling
<~Exopaladin> I kind of hope that was printed in the manual
on 2015-09-24 14:33
16:58 < Eek> one of my colleagues has unexpectedly shaved off his beard. I said
"You know... without a beard, you look like a deformed foetus".
Apparently that's insulting? :o
on 2015-08-07 15:42
< Joe> #fite zenith
* Marvin urges zenith to repent and open your heart to the ways of the Unix command line.
< zenith> rm -rf *Joe*
* Joe is zenith-insensitive
* zenith fite Joe
* Joe mounts zenith :o
* zenith spins up
< Joe> :o
< zenith> mount error 13
* Joe fscks zenith
< Ritsuka> "Clark Kent! I know who Superman is!"
< Joe> Ritsuka: $ dig clark.kent.ac.uk
< Joe> NXDOMAIN
< Joe> i am disappoint :(
< Ritsuka> Joe++
< bunu> that is a shame
< Joe> it should be created
< bunu> so nobody in IS has a sense of humour
< Joe> and only have a SRV record for the superman service
< bunu> Joe: so what does a superman service do
< Joe> it stops ntp, and sets the clock back by an hour.