<Locke> my dad is fighting an epic battle with the door <Hypermicrospace> he can't handle it <Locke> everything hinges on this <Hypermicrospace> don't be a knob <Locke> there must be a key to this problem <Hypermicrospace> well it's certainly not you, lock <Locke> I'm not even in the frame <sunburn> now your just leaving yourself open. <Hypermicrospace> I see you've latched on
<Daedra> I'm fucking sick and tired of tree surveys <Daedra> Like seriously done with them <Locke> leaf them alone then <Daedra> Usually I'd be happy with a good pun... but that wasn't even a good pun <Daedra> You're barking up the wrong tree ;) <Locke> I'm branching out <Locke> havn't you twigged yet? <Locke> don't be such a stick in the mud <Daedra> Still not really taking a lichen to your puns ;) <Daedra> Can't really cedar point of continuing this run of pun... <Locke> are you sick'o'more? <Daedra> To be honest I wooden have expected. I'm knot usually all Fir this many but it seems that we're both rooting for bigger and better puns, a Larch portion of Wytch I expect are found onLime <Fuzzy> .... <Fuzzy> bravo <Daedra> Though I probably Walnut Post any more after these last ones as it's not really a Poplar subject on here ;) <Locke> yew are braken my heart with your cheating ways, I oaked you wouldn't need the internet to loam you puns like a sap <zehi> i thought you were a budding surveyor <Daedra> I Fig-ured I'd be happy with it but at the end of the day I find myself Face-Palming at my survey partner. He's a bloody jOak <Daedra> Saying that though I wouldn't mind being outside. It's a gorgeous day and I can see myself Crack-ing more of these puns down the Beech whilst sipping on a Crabapple Cider with my good friend Douglas ;)
<Meltopian> locke: http://kotaku.com/5821058/all-mass-effect-comics-are-free-until-tomorrow-afternoon <Meltopian> the relevant part is that the comments are filled with mass effect puns <Hypermicrospace> he needs to bioware of its existence <Meltopian> he needs to keep a tali of how many puns are made <Hypermicrospace> T'soni going to make him jelly <Meltopian> we don't want him to Grunt with disdain <Shish> I like how so many puns have been Sheparded into one place <Meltopian> I know, our puns are Legion <Hypermicrospace> how will we reaper the damage we've done to this channel <Locke> you'll have to wrexle with your conscience <Hypermicrospace> I have no sol
<shadebug> he's talking about drugs <Hypermicrospace> drugs or freud <Hypermicrospace> eeew freud * Shish read that as "eeew penis"
<hms> o_O <hms> I am rubbed <prototo> rubbededed <hms> shas hasn't rubbed me in ages <Locke> or me <Locke> :( <hms> :( <SmittyB> O_o
#86
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on 2011-06-30 12:14
Locke denying that his bromance has reached new heights Locke: MATCHING POCKET WATCHES ARE NOT GAY! >_<
#85
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on 2011-06-24 17:36
<xgraphy> ironing rox <Shish> what'cha ironing? :3 <xgraphy> jeans, so many <Zaer_> I was half expecting you to respond with "Rocks"
[00:08] <Shish> If I were a bulbasaur, at least that would have the advantage that I wouldn't forget to take my whips everywhere I go...
#83
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on 2011-06-20 23:20
* hms sleeps [...] <Locke> becky is a liar <Locke> she's not remotely asleep <hms> I am cleaning my teeth in preparation for sleep <hms> after getting distracted by the internet [...] <Locke> ew she spat all over my soap <Locke> it's so lame having a sister <hms> I don't know why you insist on having that old fashioned soap <hms> it leaves scum everywhere <hms> and always ends up in the sink <hms> where I spit on it <Locke> how many times have you spat on it!! <hms> everytime it's been in the sink <Locke> aruhgh <Locke> you bitch <hms> ^_^ <hms> well I don't want to move it <hms> it's all slimey and yuck <Locke> I should piss all over your toothbrush <hms> I'll shit inside your pillow <Locke> I'll cum in your socks <hms> I'll menstruate in your boxers <hms> ...eventually <Locke> I'm running out of male fluids <Locke> I'll snot in your lucky charms lip balm <hms> I'll squirt on your keyboard <hms> ...oh wait <Locke> ........ <SmittyB> .......... <SmittyB> what the fuck did I just read
#82
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on 2011-06-19 23:56
<Dae> Was good fun, watching Locke squirm as I neared him with my semi-naked, semi-moist body ;)
#79
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on 2011-04-29 20:43