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15:13 < Vroomfondel> I once smashed a live wasp straight into my earhole.
15:13 < Vroomfondel> I was six
15:13 < bunu> did that go well for you?
15:13 < Vroomfondel> There were so many tears.
15:13 < Gargravarr> bunu: it made him the man he is today
15:14 < bunu> it made him so bitter and twisted he could love SDS?
15:14 < bunu> that sort of man?
15:15 < graymalkin> lol
15:15 < graymalkin> bunu++
#621 Posted under kent #cs on 2018-03-13 15:17

20:06 < bunu> I think amazon have bought to many Bosch IXO Cordless Screwdriver with Integrated 3.6 V Lithium-Ion 
              Battery
20:06 < bunu> because apparantly its perfect for a "gift for her" on valentines day
20:06 < bunu> and for data night
20:07 < bunu> s/data/date/
20:21 < Vroomfondel> well, it might be
20:21 < Vroomfondel> depends what she likes
20:25 < bunu> and its use on date night is?
20:26 < Vroomfondel> putting up shelves.
20:31 < bunu> an insight into Vroomfondel's date night
20:39 < Vroomfondel> Vroomfondel doesn't have date nights. Vroomfondels are a lonesome species.
20:40 < Vroomfondel> probably because Vroomfondels think putting up shelves might be romantic
20:42 < bunu> i guess this can be considered progress
#620 Posted under kent #cs on 2018-02-08 20:44

< zenith> do you know what really grinds my gears?
< zenith> cogs
* Gargravarr shifts into third gear and drives away from zenith 
* catboy enters warp speed 10 and turns into a lizard
* penguin spools up the improbability drive
* penguin turns into a plate of eggs benedict
#619 Posted under #cs kent on 2018-01-22 20:03

<@xand> I stroke myself after shaving to find bits I missed
#617 Posted under #cs on 2017-09-14 10:02

11:24	<Marvin31>	it's pretty obvious when the dicks don't fit
#616 Posted under #cs on 2017-09-13 10:27

15:23	<ayleid>	Where's the bar?
15:24	<Vroomfondel>	you've given up on your ubuntu and turned to drink?
#614 Posted under #cs #kent on 2017-04-26 14:28

velyks | ayleid: Factorio tickles a different ballsack
#613 Posted under bored #cs on 2017-04-05 12:28

16:54 < Ritsuka> just told a colleague a Jenkins job built when given HEAD
16:54 < Ritsuka> hopefully that won't be taken out of context
#612 Posted under on 2017-04-03 16:04

11:56 <ayleid> I am a teapot, short and stout
11:56 <ayleid> Here's my handle and here's my stout
11:57 <ayleid> spout
11:57 <ayleid> dammit
#610 Posted under #cs kent on 2017-03-10 12:02

16:55	<Penguin>	#talk about foo
16:55	<Marvin31>	My python foo is soooo long gone
#609 Posted under #cs on 2017-02-21 16:56

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