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21:36	<+bunu>	#cocks
21:36	<Marvin>	bloody hell. best of times, too. don't think Mex needs 500 cocks
#598 Posted under #kentmemers irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-06-05 20:38

< Ritsuka> 6.3G    core
< Ritsuka> 46G     core-git
< Ritsuka> srsly, WTF
< zenith> sounds like the problem is the disk is too small
< zenith> 8)
< ayleid> totally didn't misread disk.
< Ritsuka> ayleid: you concerned about your tiny disk?
< ayleid> Yes
< ayleid> I wish it was bigger :(
< Ritsuka> you can enlarge it for cheap these days
< ayleid> tell me more!
< ayleid> wil it still perform as well?
< Ritsuka> have a look in your emails, there's probably some offers in your spam box
< ayleid> oh yeah, thanks! "GUARANTEED SATISFACTION FOR HER ADD 2TB TO YOUR DISK FOR CHEAP $$$$"
#597 Posted under #cs kent on 2016-06-01 09:12

<Marvin> Yay. Outlook isn't letting me know about cocks
#596 Posted under marvin #cs irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-04-22 14:17

<bunu> wow, the torch signal thing didnt burn very well when the queen lit it
<bunu> but the one in somerset went up like a tinderbox
<bunu> beacon
<bunu> thats what they are called
<Vroomfondel> you'd be a crap Gandalf.
<Vroomfondel> "Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the torch signal things!"
#595 Posted under #cs irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-04-21 18:46

Vroomfondel talking about his blocked sewer.
<Vroomfondel> oddly, there's a child's inflatable football in my inspection chamber. It's not actually blocking anything 'cause it floats, but I can't figure out how it got there because it looks slightly too big to fit through any of the openings
#594 Posted under pooppit #cs irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-04-20 15:52

Ed: You only like mumen rider because of dat ass

Ryan: I like Mumen Rider because he does what he believes is the right thing to do even when he is monumentally outclassed. He will still get up and face those hopeless, fatal odds because he is a true hero. 

His pert, sculpted cyclists posterior is an inconsequential bonus and the fact is so tight you could bounce a coin off it is neither here nor there.
#593 Posted under facebook on 2015-12-22 13:10

< sigwinch> ALL HAIL ATLASSIAN DATABASE CONNECTIONS
< bunu> sigwinch: we do not all hail database connections
< bunu> only Tim deserves that honour
* Ritsuka hails bunu
< Ritsuka> no response on any channel
< Ritsuka> must not be intelligent life, Captain
* bunu thumps Ritsuka
< Ritsuka> it's aggressive though. launch photon torpedos!
< bunu> QUANTUM TORPEDOES, FULL SPREAD
* Ritsuka locks phasers on bunu
* bunu performs the picard maneuver
* Ritsuka is not scared by bunu straightening his uniform
< bunu> haha
< bunu> you should be
#592 Posted under #cs on 2015-10-28 12:42

< cake> Ritsuka: ayleid asked me to remind you: I've forgotten what I was supposed to remind you about, sorry. :\
< Ritsuka> !remind ayleid every 5 minutes have you remembered it yet?
< cake> Ritsuka: OK, I'll remind ayleid about that at 2015-10-15 20:29:50
< Ritsuka> if only it worked that way
#591 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-10-15 19:26

< zelate> the official combined figure for my astra estate was something like 72mpg which you could only achieve by reversing it out of the back of a C130 mid flight with the engine idling
<~Exopaladin> I kind of hope that was printed in the manual
#590 Posted under #cs on 2015-09-24 14:33

16:58 < Eek> one of my colleagues has unexpectedly shaved off his beard. I said 
             "You know... without a beard, you look like a deformed foetus". 
             Apparently that's insulting? :o
#589 Posted under #cs on 2015-08-07 15:42

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