<bored-person> i am thinking of cutting off his hand
<ghask> i think you may have typo's there
<ghask> you mispelt head
Allan: Hey, do you have a USB drive?
Shish: I have ...
*reaches into pocket*
Shish: ... carrots
Rannos: "Melissa's old person sense is tingling - 'Ooo there's a draft in here!'"
Locke: "Hocus, Pocus, Jigglypuff!"
<sunburn> I have one word for you, shas... fuck off
"I'm not *currently* playing with myself..."
-- Hoshii explains how she plays The Sims
Allan: “If I have to I’ll drag Lyle into the shower myself”
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