12:20 * bunu looks at trump
12:20 * nuked >> east
12:21 * nuked ** You are in North Korea. Exits are west, north, south and detonate
12:22 <Ritsuka> nuked: there are no exits
13:20 < *> nuked >> east
13:21 < *> nuked ** You are in North Korea. Exits are west, north, south and detonate
on 2016-09-09 12:54
<Ritsuka> wondering if i should invest in a car lift while i'm at it
<Ritsuka> amazing how much easier working on a car becomes if you can get it to a comfortable height
<bunu> but it makes it no fun
<Ritsuka> if your definition of 'fun' involves trolley jacks, axle stands and ramps, remind me not to accept an invite to a party at your house :P
<bunu> see when you put it like that its definitly sounding like fun
on 2016-06-15 19:07
21:36 <+bunu> #cocks
21:36 <Marvin> bloody hell. best of times, too. don't think Mex needs 500 cocks
< Ritsuka> 6.3G core
< Ritsuka> 46G core-git
< Ritsuka> srsly, WTF
< zenith> sounds like the problem is the disk is too small
< zenith> 8)
< ayleid> totally didn't misread disk.
< Ritsuka> ayleid: you concerned about your tiny disk?
< ayleid> Yes
< ayleid> I wish it was bigger :(
< Ritsuka> you can enlarge it for cheap these days
< ayleid> tell me more!
< ayleid> wil it still perform as well?
< Ritsuka> have a look in your emails, there's probably some offers in your spam box
< ayleid> oh yeah, thanks! "GUARANTEED SATISFACTION FOR HER ADD 2TB TO YOUR DISK FOR CHEAP $$$$"
<Marvin> Yay. Outlook isn't letting me know about cocks
<bunu> wow, the torch signal thing didnt burn very well when the queen lit it
<bunu> but the one in somerset went up like a tinderbox
<bunu> thats what they are called
<Vroomfondel> you'd be a crap Gandalf.
<Vroomfondel> "Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the torch signal things!"
Vroomfondel talking about his blocked sewer.
<Vroomfondel> oddly, there's a child's inflatable football in my inspection chamber. It's not actually blocking anything 'cause it floats, but I can't figure out how it got there because it looks slightly too big to fit through any of the openings
Ed: You only like mumen rider because of dat ass
Ryan: I like Mumen Rider because he does what he believes is the right thing to do even when he is monumentally outclassed. He will still get up and face those hopeless, fatal odds because he is a true hero.
His pert, sculpted cyclists posterior is an inconsequential bonus and the fact is so tight you could bounce a coin off it is neither here nor there.
< sigwinch> ALL HAIL ATLASSIAN DATABASE CONNECTIONS
< bunu> sigwinch: we do not all hail database connections
< bunu> only Tim deserves that honour
* Ritsuka hails bunu
< Ritsuka> no response on any channel
< Ritsuka> must not be intelligent life, Captain
* bunu thumps Ritsuka
< Ritsuka> it's aggressive though. launch photon torpedos!
< bunu> QUANTUM TORPEDOES, FULL SPREAD
* Ritsuka locks phasers on bunu
* bunu performs the picard maneuver
* Ritsuka is not scared by bunu straightening his uniform
< bunu> haha
< bunu> you should be
on 2015-10-28 12:42