< Vroomfondel> as root: service sshd disable < Vroomfondel> er < Vroomfondel> also wrong chan < zenith> :o < Joe> sudo systemctl stop Vroomfondel < Ritsuka> Joe: Vroomfondel is too old-skool to use systemctl < Ritsuka> booting him probably requires POKEing memory addresses by hand < zenith> how do you even do that? < Vroomfondel> you have to twist both my nipples to flood the chamber and then pull my starting handle < Ritsuka> where is your starting... oh < zenith> what grade of fuel? < Ritsuka> 69 < zenith> is that vintage? < bunu> graymalkin: http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-32009961 < Gwyn> Title: London protesters 'chase UKIP leader Farage out of pub' - BBC News < bunu> Ritsuka: unfortunatly Vroomfondel's starting handle is out of comission at the moment, apparantly something to do with structural integrity < Vroomfondel> it got over-used < bunu> it cannot even hold itself up these days < bunu> Vroomfondel: ;) < Vroomfondel> 'm not *that* old yet < bunu> Vroomfondel: there is no need to hide the truth here < Vroomfondel> if I admit to age-related diseases I just make xand and Tim look bad because they're much older