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14:33:50 <@bunu> I dont know why free UML tools are so bad
14:34:04 <ayleid> Does anyone use UML irl?
14:35:01 <@bunu> this might be why free UML tools are so bad
#628 Posted under #cs kent on 2020-02-11 16:03

15:13 < Vroomfondel> I once smashed a live wasp straight into my earhole.
15:13 < Vroomfondel> I was six
15:13 < bunu> did that go well for you?
15:13 < Vroomfondel> There were so many tears.
15:13 < Gargravarr> bunu: it made him the man he is today
15:14 < bunu> it made him so bitter and twisted he could love SDS?
15:14 < bunu> that sort of man?
15:15 < graymalkin> lol
15:15 < graymalkin> bunu++
#621 Posted under kent #cs on 2018-03-13 15:17

20:06 < bunu> I think amazon have bought to many Bosch IXO Cordless Screwdriver with Integrated 3.6 V Lithium-Ion 
20:06 < bunu> because apparantly its perfect for a "gift for her" on valentines day
20:06 < bunu> and for data night
20:07 < bunu> s/data/date/
20:21 < Vroomfondel> well, it might be
20:21 < Vroomfondel> depends what she likes
20:25 < bunu> and its use on date night is?
20:26 < Vroomfondel> putting up shelves.
20:31 < bunu> an insight into Vroomfondel's date night
20:39 < Vroomfondel> Vroomfondel doesn't have date nights. Vroomfondels are a lonesome species.
20:40 < Vroomfondel> probably because Vroomfondels think putting up shelves might be romantic
20:42 < bunu> i guess this can be considered progress
#620 Posted under kent #cs on 2018-02-08 20:44

< zenith> do you know what really grinds my gears?
< zenith> cogs
* Gargravarr shifts into third gear and drives away from zenith 
* catboy enters warp speed 10 and turns into a lizard
* penguin spools up the improbability drive
* penguin turns into a plate of eggs benedict
#619 Posted under #cs kent on 2018-01-22 20:03

11:56 <ayleid> I am a teapot, short and stout
11:56 <ayleid> Here's my handle and here's my stout
11:57 <ayleid> spout
11:57 <ayleid> dammit
#610 Posted under #cs kent on 2017-03-10 12:02

12:20  * bunu looks at trump
12:20  * nuked >> east
12:21  * nuked ** You are in North Korea.  Exits are west, north, south and detonate
12:22 <Ritsuka> nuked: there are no exits
#601 Posted under #cs kent on 2016-09-09 12:54

< Ritsuka> 6.3G    core
< Ritsuka> 46G     core-git
< Ritsuka> srsly, WTF
< zenith> sounds like the problem is the disk is too small
< zenith> 8)
< ayleid> totally didn't misread disk.
< Ritsuka> ayleid: you concerned about your tiny disk?
< ayleid> Yes
< ayleid> I wish it was bigger :(
< Ritsuka> you can enlarge it for cheap these days
< ayleid> tell me more!
< ayleid> wil it still perform as well?
< Ritsuka> have a look in your emails, there's probably some offers in your spam box
#597 Posted under #cs kent on 2016-06-01 09:12

< cake> Ritsuka: ayleid asked me to remind you: I've forgotten what I was supposed to remind you about, sorry. :\
< Ritsuka> !remind ayleid every 5 minutes have you remembered it yet?
< cake> Ritsuka: OK, I'll remind ayleid about that at 2015-10-15 20:29:50
< Ritsuka> if only it worked that way
#591 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-10-15 19:26

< Joe> #fite zenith 
* Marvin urges zenith to repent and open your heart to the ways of the Unix command line.
< zenith> rm -rf *Joe*
* Joe is zenith-insensitive
* zenith fite Joe 
* Joe mounts zenith :o
* zenith spins up
< Joe> :o
< zenith> mount error 13
* Joe fscks zenith
#587 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-04-03 21:58

< Ritsuka> "Clark Kent! I know who Superman is!"
< Joe> Ritsuka: $ dig clark.kent.ac.uk
< Joe> i am disappoint :(
< Ritsuka> Joe++
< bunu> that is a shame
< Joe> it should be created
< bunu> so nobody in IS has a sense of humour
< Joe> and only have a SRV record for the superman service
< bunu> Joe: so what does a superman service do
< Joe> it stops ntp, and sets the clock back by an hour.
#586 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-03-24 17:57

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