< bunu> xand: Vroomfondel IS_people: why is the uni email getting so much spam recently for increasing mail box size?
< Ritsuka> nobody was paying attention to the increasing penis size ones?
< Ritsuka> (assuming because they realised students couldn't afford it anyway)
< bunu> Ritsuka: i missed those ones, damn
< Ritsuka> bunu: click [here] to enlarge your penis! please your missus!
< Ritsuka> all major credit cards and PayPal accepted via XSS
* bunu desperatly tries to get irssi to accept mouse inputs
#580 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-02-12 21:04

< bunu> Penguin: i completly forgot Marvin64 was piperbot
< Marvin64> From CBW --> AFK?
< bunu> Marvin64: stop talking shit
< Marvin64> bunu: is that allowed?
< ayleid> he has a good point.
#579 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-02-11 11:20

< graymalkin> !tell ntm (.+)__mnt_cl-moodle-nfs_moodle2014data_temp_turnitintooltwo_(.+)_(\d+)_(\w+)\.(.+)
< cake> graymalkin: OK, I'll give ntm your message.
< Ritsuka> s/\(.+$/graymalkin should not be allowed to regex/
< PiperBot> !tell ntm graymalkin should not be allowed to regex
< cake> PiperBot: OK, I'll give ntm your message.
< Ritsuka> hehe
< Tatskaari> Wow, you are an evil bastard
< Ritsuka> why thank you
< Tatskaari> as
< Tatskaari> s/as/!tell ntm Ritsuka should not be allowed to piperbot/
< PiperBot> !tell ntm Ritsuka should not be allowed to piperbot
< cake> PiperBot: OK, I'll give ntm your message.
#577 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-01-22 15:00

< Tatskaari> Still better custmer service than Oracle.
< Tatskaari> They require you to claw your eyes out in frustration
< bunu> Tatskaari: you know you can get round that by sending them a severed dick
< bunu> it dosent even need to be your own
< Tatskaari> bunu, where do you live?
* bunu hides
#574 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-01-13 14:38

< Ritsuka> you guys need to just fight it out for the title of #cs's Greatest Dick
< Ritsuka> interpret that as you will
< graymalkin> ayleid: you're welcome to that title.
< graymalkin> keep it, I incest.
< Ritsuka> graymalkin: leave your sister out of this
< graymalkin> agh. Freudian Slip!
#572 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-01-05 14:16

< graymalkin> Tatskaari: no, I'd rather never touch node with a 10ft barge pole :P
< Featherer> 10'3"?
< graymalkin> that would be acceptable
< graymalkin> 9'11" also. but 10'0" is preposterous.
< Featherer> How many significant figures?
< graymalkin> 2
< graymalkin> *3
< graymalkin> idk if 11 inches is 1 or 2 figures in the measurement 9'11"
< Featherer> 2
< Featherer> 1 would round to 10
< graymalkin> but the measurement system in base 12
< Featherer> The feet are modulo 12
< graymalkin> rounding 11 to 10 seems wrong, when 9 is fine on its own
< graymalkin> if I have 9'11" to 2s.f. I feel like the `11' is *single* figure
< Featherer> But if it's inches, you'll be rounding in decimal
< graymalkin> it's a non-decimal part of that number, why would I round in decimal
< graymalkin> it's like saying 0x1A rounds to 0x1
< graymalkin> * 0x2
< graymalkin> +0
< graymalkin> >.<
< Featherer> You're using the decimal numbering system
< graymalkin> I'm not, I'm denoting base with the '" notation
< graymalkin> I can't make inches *not* base 12, by writing them in arabic numerals
< graymalkin> that's just wrong
< Featherer> 100 feet is 100 feet in decimal
< graymalkin> 11 inches == 11 inches to 1s.f.
< graymalkin> yeah, that's fine
< graymalkin> but the inches aren't in decimal
< Ritsuka> THIS is why the metric system was invented
#570 Posted under #cs kent on 2014-12-19 11:07

< graymalkin> DNS is a stupid protocol.
< bunu> graymalkin: is it all going wrong
< graymalkin> domain names are split into labels (fine) but instead of using a delimitter - it's "read n bytes, for this field and on the nth you'll find the length of the next. keep going until you find one that is 0"
< graymalkin> also I crashed sublime.
< graymalkin> (while (1)) is not good.
< bunu> thats not really dns' fault
< graymalkin> no - but the protocol is :P
< bunu> i dint think its the protocals fault
< Ritsuka> come up with something better then
< bunu> its the tossers that designed it
< graymalkin> Ritsuka: i'm sure lots of people could come up with lots of better things
< graymalkin> but it's established and works
< graymalkin> so why would anyone change it?
* bunu designs a graymalkin mark 2
* graymalkin remembers how his father prefers hiw younger sister
< graymalkin> D:
* graymalkin runs away crying
#566 Posted under #cs kent on 2014-10-23 17:03

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