15:13 < Vroomfondel> I once smashed a live wasp straight into my earhole.
15:13 < Vroomfondel> I was six
15:13 < bunu> did that go well for you?
15:13 < Vroomfondel> There were so many tears.
15:13 < Gargravarr> bunu: it made him the man he is today
15:14 < bunu> it made him so bitter and twisted he could love SDS?
15:14 < bunu> that sort of man?
15:15 < graymalkin> lol
15:15 < graymalkin> bunu++
20:06 < bunu> I think amazon have bought to many Bosch IXO Cordless Screwdriver with Integrated 3.6 V Lithium-Ion
20:06 < bunu> because apparantly its perfect for a "gift for her" on valentines day
20:06 < bunu> and for data night
20:07 < bunu> s/data/date/
20:21 < Vroomfondel> well, it might be
20:21 < Vroomfondel> depends what she likes
20:25 < bunu> and its use on date night is?
20:26 < Vroomfondel> putting up shelves.
20:31 < bunu> an insight into Vroomfondel's date night
20:39 < Vroomfondel> Vroomfondel doesn't have date nights. Vroomfondels are a lonesome species.
20:40 < Vroomfondel> probably because Vroomfondels think putting up shelves might be romantic
20:42 < bunu> i guess this can be considered progress
< zenith> do you know what really grinds my gears?
< zenith> cogs
* Gargravarr shifts into third gear and drives away from zenith
* catboy enters warp speed 10 and turns into a lizard
* penguin spools up the improbability drive
* penguin turns into a plate of eggs benedict
on 2017-11-26 17:00
<@xand> I stroke myself after shaving to find bits I missed
on 2017-09-14 10:02
11:24 <Marvin31> it's pretty obvious when the dicks don't fit
on 2017-09-13 10:27
By dealing together, the two of you can address problems of self-esteem and mutual trust. However, it is important to have the doctor's opinion first prior to taking these oral medications as these may have bad side effects about the body.
on 2017-08-31 07:05
15:23 <ayleid> Where's the bar?
15:24 <Vroomfondel> you've given up on your ubuntu and turned to drink?
velyks | ayleid: Factorio tickles a different ballsack
16:54 < Ritsuka> just told a colleague a Jenkins job built when given HEAD
16:54 < Ritsuka> hopefully that won't be taken out of context
on 2017-04-03 16:04