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[04:42] @LOGGIQ who is tom
[04:46] @Ifxkn me
[21:42] @polar Hi Tom 👋
[23:29] @Ifxkn hi
[18:55] @luk not here
[07:15] @coz Fuck you, Tom 🐟
#642 Posted under outofcontext haze on 2024-01-31 12:00

[15:43] @Markus u like how i handle those breasts Lazy???
-- Later that day --
21:48 @Markus Ahhhh....i got balls on me *runs towards marcus* marcus marcus i got balls all over me *moans*
#641 Posted under outofcontext on 2024-01-31 11:56

I'm here, but I don't know how.
#640 Posted under on 2024-01-25 12:40

[13:14] @LazyCav Ahhh i see sperm guy. *quits game*
#639 Posted under incest outofcontext on 2024-01-11 07:31

[22:30] @Markus i like men
[22:37] @Marcus Me too !
[22:41] @LazyCav Deleting that message because it is uh
#638 Posted under outofcontext on 2023-12-11 17:52

[16:17] @LazyCav https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJQaUW36pMw
[19:47] @LazyCav Damned
[10:50] @Marcus Music: Average pop
Lyrics: Stolen from Udo Jürgens (nunu nana frmo tausend jahre sind ein tag)
Video: Super-excessive, many cuts sometimes, can't even see shit
xd they even abuse their singers sometimes 
[15:13] @Pablo *fuckin dies*
#637 Posted under slander outofcontext on 2023-12-11 17:49

[17:45] @Marus Markus
[17:45] @Marus Listen up
[17:45] @Marus Hear me out
[17:46] @Markus ... yeah?
[17:48] @Marus A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!
[18:03] @Marcus alright, best of luck. let me know when you did it
#636 Posted under outofcontext on 2023-12-11 17:42

[19:35] @Marcus im surprised how good the resolution from my main monitor is
[19:36] @Marcus i mean cmon for real i wasnt expecting it to be that good
[19:37] @LazyCav dies of laughter 
[19:37] @LazyCav period
[20:03] @LazyCav you can suck until the white stuf comes
[16:28] @Marcus I dont like playing alone by myselfits not fun
[19:58] @LazyCav WHY DO THEY HAVE THE FISH!!!!
[14:46] @LazyCav "stop blowing"
[14:47] @Marcus "But she's good at it"
[17:04] @nan my throat is actually hurting from this
[17:05] @nan baby you know it
[17:12] @nan im gonna be his meat shield
#635 Posted under outofcontext on 2023-12-05 21:31

< abablabab> so, you get hold of irrifutable proof the democrats actually rigged the election and without their interference trump would have won it by a landslide... what do you do?
< Gargravarr> take to Twitter, of course
< Gargravarr> that's where you break all the important stories
< abablabab> so you'd let him be right, become the emperor and destroy democracy forever?
< abablabab> cos you KNOW he'd never allow another election...
< Gargravarr> not in the slightest
< abablabab> but you just said...
< Gargravarr> i said Twitter
< Gargravarr> where actual news would be lost in the noise
< Gargravarr> and only people who are genuine morons would believe it
< abablabab> that's a technicality 
< abablabab> you can't escape a thought exercise dilemma on a technicality
< Gargravarr> bet you i can
< abablabab> although 'post it to 8chan as qanon' would be a hillarious use of it
< abablabab> can you even fucking imagine 
< Gargravarr> indeed. that was the vein i was going for
< Gargravarr> throw it in with all the other conspiracy shit and watch it get completely glossed over
< abablabab> well the point is it's proof, it's evidential
< Gargravarr> the last 4 years have proved that evidence doesn't matter
< abablabab> like whatever it is, anyone upon examination of it is going to determine the election was rigged 
< Gargravarr> it's completely beside the point
< abablabab> LOL
< abablabab> orange man... good? 
< abablabab> lol
< Gargravarr> you don't need to provide evidence to assert something, and in fact the presence of evidence that completely disproves what you're saying is irrelevant
< Gargravarr> #postTruth
< abablabab> so what you're saying is
< abablabab> if you had proof
< abablabab> it wouldn't matter 
< Gargravarr> essentially
< abablabab> cos it's actually irrelevent if you have proof or not, everyone who's gonna beleive it already does, and everyone else already doesn't
< abablabab> fuck, that's miserable
< Gargravarr> welcome to the modern era abablabab 
< abablabab> i thought i had a fun thought exercise joke
 * Gargravarr bows
< Gargravarr> you're welcome
< abablabab> and you've reminded me this planet is doomed
#633 Posted under #cs on 2020-11-12 10:48

< twigathy> So, how long until President Covfefe credits himself with the stock market raises today?
< Gargravarr> i'm surprised he hasn't already
< Gargravarr> beautiful irony that the market probably rose directly in response to Biden. him taking credit would be superb
< abablabab> the market is fickel, it went up after it went down when trump got elected. any change is good as far as they're concerned
< abablabab> does it look like it can perpetually show growth? sure why not
< Gargravarr> capitalism requires it
< abablabab> right, so...
< abablabab> it follows it doesn't actually matter who's in the whitehouse
< abablabab> the stonks will go up... cos they have to
< abablabab> world collapses (on paper) when they don't
< abablabab> ... this is fine
< Gargravarr> until the world ultimately collapses anyway because capitalism has stripped the planet dry
< Gargravarr> https://edition.cnn.com/2020/11/08/investing/global-stocks/index.html <-- this might have more to do with it
< Exobot> Title: Global stocks are soaring on hopes of a coronavirus vaccine - CNN
< abablabab> 'hopes of'
< abablabab> "they'll cure it eventually, why not today" said a spokesman between lines of coke
< abablabab> yeah nice that dudes random call made me £800 today
< twigathy> wat
< abablabab> that's my portfolio daily change lol
< twigathy> stonky
< abablabab> yeah i'm okay with that, i'd cash out but it's only gonna get better cos EnDlEsS gRoWtH
< twigathy> RIP
< abablabab> (to: the sound of silence) hello this is 1%, we would like you to save pret
#632 Posted under #cs on 2020-11-12 10:46

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