Quotes - Quote #82

* hms sleeps
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<Locke> becky is a liar
<Locke> she's not remotely asleep
<hms> I am cleaning my teeth in preparation for sleep
<hms> after getting distracted by the internet
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<Locke> ew she spat all over my soap
<Locke> it's so lame having a sister
<hms> I don't know why you insist on having that old fashioned soap
<hms> it leaves scum everywhere
<hms> and always ends up in the sink
<hms> where I spit on it
<Locke> how many times have you spat on it!!
<hms> everytime it's been in the sink
<Locke> aruhgh
<Locke> you bitch
<hms> ^_^
<hms> well I don't want to move it
<hms> it's all slimey and yuck
<Locke> I should piss all over your toothbrush
<hms> I'll shit inside your pillow
<Locke> I'll cum in your socks
<hms> I'll menstruate in your boxers
<hms> ...eventually
<Locke> I'm running out of male fluids
<Locke> I'll snot in your lucky charms lip balm
<hms> I'll squirt on your keyboard
<hms> ...oh wait
<Locke> ........
<SmittyB> ..........
<SmittyB> what the fuck did I just read