Quotes - More UKC Quotes

<hms> chocomel breakfast /o/
<Shish> chocolate melissa? o.o
<hms> the dutch import her every morning
<hms> best country

< zenith> let's start a band
< zenith> with everyone in #cs
<@Dark-Side> I think that is a terrible idea
< zenith> LIES!
< zenith> well
< zenith> ok it might be a little
* Shish wonders what our band width would be </pun>
< imhotep> Shish: You're a dialup connection; I'm a gigabit LAN.
< imhotep> I last a mythical man-month; you a one-minute man.
< imhotep> It's like I'm running Thunderbird and you're still stuck with Pine,
< imhotep> Which is why I think it's time for me to KILL DASH NINE.

<@Dark-Side> I too could get penis for free if i so desired
<@Dark-Side> sexy ones

<Dark-Side> An electric carving knife as a prize.. where the fuck did you go on holiday
<ross> tesco holiday camp
<ross> second prize was a toaster
<Dark-Side> Sounds about right
<Exopaladin> Third prize, death
<ross> "I'm sorry billy, you need 12 tickets to live"

* shadebug does a wheezy sort of laugh and smiles a lot
* hms assumes he has asthma
<shadebug> you have asthma?
<shadebug> and a penis?
<hms> I was pointing in your direction when I wrote that

<Shish> I think I just shat cthulhu
<Shish> Tentacles and everything
<Shish> What did I eat? :S

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract
<ross> apt-get remove warpcore

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract

10:46 < Dark-Side> I want to see Pacific Rim
10:46 <~ross> i can't get excited about something that sounds like a toilet cleaner

<@hms> I hear Munich's cool
<shadebug> we could all move there and become the munchen bunchen
<goodger> get out