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<@Dark-Side> I too could get penis for free if i so desired
<@Dark-Side> sexy ones
#544 Posted under #cs on 2013-08-16 10:38

<Dark-Side> An electric carving knife as a prize.. where the fuck did you go on holiday
<ross> tesco holiday camp
<ross> second prize was a toaster
<Dark-Side> Sounds about right
<Exopaladin> Third prize, death
<ross> "I'm sorry billy, you need 12 tickets to live"
#369 Posted under #cs on 2013-07-09 13:43

* shadebug does a wheezy sort of laugh and smiles a lot
* hms assumes he has asthma
<shadebug> you have asthma?
<shadebug> and a penis?
<hms> I was pointing in your direction when I wrote that
#368 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2013-07-08 21:29

<Shish> I think I just shat cthulhu
<Shish> Tentacles and everything
<Shish> What did I eat? :S
#367 Posted under random on 2013-07-06 22:32

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract
<ross> apt-get remove warpcore
#366 Posted under #cs on 2013-07-02 10:41

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract
#365 Posted under #cs on 2013-07-02 10:41

10:46 < Dark-Side> I want to see Pacific Rim
10:46 <~ross> i can't get excited about something that sounds like a toilet cleaner
#364 Posted under #cs on 2013-07-01 09:47

<@hms> I hear Munich's cool
<shadebug> we could all move there and become the munchen bunchen
<goodger> get out
#363 Posted under on 2013-07-01 08:11

<ross> i love how, in computer science, 'gay' has nothing to do with sexuality, it's a term used for when a piece of software or hardware lacks a function or ability to be configured in the way you need it
<ross> "it can't do that" "ugh, gay"
#349 Posted under #cs on 2013-06-27 13:47

<Dark-Side> I too do not feel very well
<Dark-Side> mostly because of excess food and alchol
<Dark-Side> but i am reading an email in comic sans
<Dark-Side> so it could be that too
#186 Posted under #cs on 2013-06-24 09:04

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