Quotes - More UKC Quotes

<Dark-Side> An electric carving knife as a prize.. where the fuck did you go on holiday
<ross> tesco holiday camp
<ross> second prize was a toaster
<Dark-Side> Sounds about right
<Exopaladin> Third prize, death
<ross> "I'm sorry billy, you need 12 tickets to live"

* shadebug does a wheezy sort of laugh and smiles a lot
* hms assumes he has asthma
<shadebug> you have asthma?
<shadebug> and a penis?
<hms> I was pointing in your direction when I wrote that

<Shish> I think I just shat cthulhu
<Shish> Tentacles and everything
<Shish> What did I eat? :S

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract
<ross> apt-get remove warpcore

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract

10:46 < Dark-Side> I want to see Pacific Rim
10:46 <~ross> i can't get excited about something that sounds like a toilet cleaner

<@hms> I hear Munich's cool
<shadebug> we could all move there and become the munchen bunchen
<goodger> get out

<ross> i love how, in computer science, 'gay' has nothing to do with sexuality, it's a term used for when a piece of software or hardware lacks a function or ability to be configured in the way you need it
<ross> "it can't do that" "ugh, gay"

<Dark-Side> I too do not feel very well
<Dark-Side> mostly because of excess food and alchol
<Dark-Side> but i am reading an email in comic sans
<Dark-Side> so it could be that too

<SkimbleOut> I agree that pedigree breeding is cruel, but domesticated animals live *much* better lives than their wild cousins.
<SkimbleOut> In virtually every conceivable way. They live longer, they aren't at risk of death every day (unless they're near a road) etc.
<shadebug> much comfier lives, certainly, but boring lives. I suppose it's the choice between homelessness and indentured servitude
<@hms> it's as boring as the owner makes it
*** Shish ponders a chicken coop with chainsaws