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< Gargravarr> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38051923
< Exobot> Title: South Africa's 'Prophet of Doom' condemned - BBC News
< ayleid> I know. "a government commission urged anyone effected to lodge complaints." -> affected*
< Eek> If the antiprophet uses this Doom in a ritual, to summon demons.... those demons would have been effected, no?
< Eek> so the government is asking for any demons that have been summoned against their will to lodge complaints
#605 Posted under #cs on 2016-11-21 16:20

15:48 <@Mex> #cocks
15:48 < Marvin31> Exception: "cocks" not in DB
#604 Posted under on 2016-11-03 15:49

16:43	<graymalkin>	raptor is a he, myrtle is a she
16:43	<graymalkin>	it makes complete sense
16:43	<graymalkin>	(I think hawk identifies as a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk attack helicopter)
#603 Posted under #cs on 2016-10-20 15:46

13:05 < graymalkin> I also went to the sex museum and dropped some jellybeans :/
#602 Posted under on 2016-09-15 12:05

12:20  * bunu looks at trump
12:20  * nuked >> east
12:21  * nuked ** You are in North Korea.  Exits are west, north, south and detonate
12:22 <Ritsuka> nuked: there are no exits
#601 Posted under #cs kent on 2016-09-09 12:54

13:20	< *>	nuked >> east
13:21	< *>	nuked ** You are in North Korea.  Exits are west, north, south and detonate
#600 Posted under #cs on 2016-09-09 12:54

<Ritsuka> wondering if i should invest in a car lift while i'm at it
<Ritsuka> amazing how much easier working on a car becomes if you can get it to a comfortable height
<bunu> but it makes it no fun
<Ritsuka> if your definition of 'fun' involves trolley jacks, axle stands and ramps, remind me not to accept an invite to a party at your house :P
<bunu> see when you put it like that its definitly sounding like fun
#599 Posted under #cs on 2016-06-15 19:07

21:36	<+bunu>	#cocks
21:36	<Marvin>	bloody hell. best of times, too. don't think Mex needs 500 cocks
#598 Posted under #kentmemers irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-06-05 20:38

< Ritsuka> 6.3G    core
< Ritsuka> 46G     core-git
< Ritsuka> srsly, WTF
< zenith> sounds like the problem is the disk is too small
< zenith> 8)
< ayleid> totally didn't misread disk.
< Ritsuka> ayleid: you concerned about your tiny disk?
< ayleid> Yes
< ayleid> I wish it was bigger :(
< Ritsuka> you can enlarge it for cheap these days
< ayleid> tell me more!
< ayleid> wil it still perform as well?
< Ritsuka> have a look in your emails, there's probably some offers in your spam box
< ayleid> oh yeah, thanks! "GUARANTEED SATISFACTION FOR HER ADD 2TB TO YOUR DISK FOR CHEAP $$$$"
#597 Posted under #cs kent on 2016-06-01 09:12

<Marvin> Yay. Outlook isn't letting me know about cocks
#596 Posted under marvin #cs irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-04-22 14:17

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