<bunu> wow, the torch signal thing didnt burn very well when the queen lit it <bunu> but the one in somerset went up like a tinderbox <bunu> beacon <bunu> thats what they are called <Vroomfondel> you'd be a crap Gandalf. <Vroomfondel> "Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the torch signal things!"
Vroomfondel talking about his blocked sewer. <Vroomfondel> oddly, there's a child's inflatable football in my inspection chamber. It's not actually blocking anything 'cause it floats, but I can't figure out how it got there because it looks slightly too big to fit through any of the openings
Ed: You only like mumen rider because of dat ass Ryan: I like Mumen Rider because he does what he believes is the right thing to do even when he is monumentally outclassed. He will still get up and face those hopeless, fatal odds because he is a true hero. His pert, sculpted cyclists posterior is an inconsequential bonus and the fact is so tight you could bounce a coin off it is neither here nor there.
< sigwinch> ALL HAIL ATLASSIAN DATABASE CONNECTIONS < bunu> sigwinch: we do not all hail database connections < bunu> only Tim deserves that honour * Ritsuka hails bunu < Ritsuka> no response on any channel < Ritsuka> must not be intelligent life, Captain * bunu thumps Ritsuka < Ritsuka> it's aggressive though. launch photon torpedos! < bunu> QUANTUM TORPEDOES, FULL SPREAD * Ritsuka locks phasers on bunu * bunu performs the picard maneuver * Ritsuka is not scared by bunu straightening his uniform < bunu> haha < bunu> you should be
< cake> Ritsuka: ayleid asked me to remind you: I've forgotten what I was supposed to remind you about, sorry. :\ < Ritsuka> !remind ayleid every 5 minutes have you remembered it yet? < cake> Ritsuka: OK, I'll remind ayleid about that at 2015-10-15 20:29:50 < Ritsuka> if only it worked that way
< zelate> the official combined figure for my astra estate was something like 72mpg which you could only achieve by reversing it out of the back of a C130 mid flight with the engine idling <~Exopaladin> I kind of hope that was printed in the manual
16:58 < Eek> one of my colleagues has unexpectedly shaved off his beard. I said
"You know... without a beard, you look like a deformed foetus".
Apparently that's insulting? :o
<Elench> Has anyone /not/ played Holmes at this point? <moocow> I did in a computer game! * gooodger plays dvorak's humoresque no. 7 over and over while moocow trudges around a pre-rendered atrium <moocow> gooodger: ah you played it too :p
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< Joe> #fite zenith * Marvin urges zenith to repent and open your heart to the ways of the Unix command line. < zenith> rm -rf *Joe* * Joe is zenith-insensitive * zenith fite Joe * Joe mounts zenith :o * zenith spins up < Joe> :o < zenith> mount error 13 * Joe fscks zenith
< Ritsuka> "Clark Kent! I know who Superman is!" < Joe> Ritsuka: $ dig clark.kent.ac.uk < Joe> NXDOMAIN < Joe> i am disappoint :( < Ritsuka> Joe++ < bunu> that is a shame < Joe> it should be created < bunu> so nobody in IS has a sense of humour < Joe> and only have a SRV record for the superman service < bunu> Joe: so what does a superman service do < Joe> it stops ntp, and sets the clock back by an hour.