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< Gargravarr> right... i think a spider just landed on my head and ran down my arm <shudders>
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< Gargravarr> the thought seems to have scared a few people off...

< choctastic> so
< choctastic> if there was to be a choice between a girl with BO or a girl with smelly vagoo, would there be a preferable choice?
< zelate> your hand
< choctastic> lol
< choctastic> fair point
< Cosmo> I don't care
< Cosmo> either or
< choctastic> :s
< Cosmo> or both
< Cosmo> w/e
< choctastic> that's fair enough
< Cosmo> just give me a woman i don't care
< choctastic> you can order them online these days

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13:15 < Marvin32> graymalkin: not bollocks

< zenith> let's start a band
< zenith> with everyone in #cs
<@Dark-Side> I think that is a terrible idea
< zenith> LIES!
< zenith> well
< zenith> ok it might be a little
* Shish wonders what our band width would be </pun>
< imhotep> Shish: You're a dialup connection; I'm a gigabit LAN.
< imhotep> I last a mythical man-month; you a one-minute man.
< imhotep> It's like I'm running Thunderbird and you're still stuck with Pine,
< imhotep> Which is why I think it's time for me to KILL DASH NINE.

<@Dark-Side> I too could get penis for free if i so desired
<@Dark-Side> sexy ones

<Dark-Side> An electric carving knife as a prize.. where the fuck did you go on holiday
<ross> tesco holiday camp
<ross> second prize was a toaster
<Dark-Side> Sounds about right
<Exopaladin> Third prize, death
<ross> "I'm sorry billy, you need 12 tickets to live"

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract
<ross> apt-get remove warpcore

<ross> STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. imagine the support contract

10:46 < Dark-Side> I want to see Pacific Rim
10:46 <~ross> i can't get excited about something that sounds like a toilet cleaner

<ross> i love how, in computer science, 'gay' has nothing to do with sexuality, it's a term used for when a piece of software or hardware lacks a function or ability to be configured in the way you need it
<ross> "it can't do that" "ugh, gay"