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<Exopaladin> Heh, at least 1 other person in here is also on irssi
<Shish> there are people in #cs who /aren't/ on irssi o_O?
<YetiFiasco> I use Quassel
<YetiFiasco> If you chat with irssi, you chat with HITLER
#562 Posted under #cs on 2014-07-08 09:39

<minase> Hell is other people's build systems.
<minase> Fuck you SCons
#561 Posted under #mtos on 2014-06-22 23:37

<Cat> Do someone want to deliver me pizza topped with chocolate?
<Shish> I can try, but... does it still count as delivery if it's in my stomach by the time it reaches you? :S
<Cat> I guess it's the thought that counts 
<Shish> Cool. Well, I'm thinking about pizza now. You're welcome <3
<Cat> Cheers <3
#560 Posted under facebook on 2014-06-22 22:20

< Nutty> Congraulations on becoming a father nuked!
< Ritsuka> nuked spawned child processes?
< Vroomfondel> I presume it was quadruplets, all born in parallel and holding hands
< Nutty> If that were true... Poor Lucy.
#559 Posted under #cs on 2014-06-19 19:42

<hms> I have builders downstairs and they're drilling so hard my room is shaking
<Hoshii> eugh headaches ahoy
<choctastic> they'll break through the heavens and dimensions!
<hms> I hopethey break through my toilet instead
<hms> I'll leave them a present
#558 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2014-05-27 13:51

< Joe> # FIXME(markmc): remove this
< Joe> _ = lambda s: s
< Joe> ...
< desu> - -
< desu> ...
< desu> you have a message
* Ritsuka ... .-.. .- .--. ... desu 
< desu> ---... ...-- Ritsuka
#557 Posted under #cs on 2014-04-02 20:38

< Dark-Side> Mex: you can't escape me that easily!
<+Mex> damn it
* Ritsuka gestures Mex towards the 'Dark-Side-Proof Box'
<+Mex> Ritsuka: I think you mean /ignore
< catboy> /ignore xand
< Ritsuka> i kinda meant
* Ritsuka throws Mex in the box, locks it and throws it down a 400-foot well
<+Mex> WAAAA
< catboy> phew
< catboy> he's safe now
< Ritsuka> absolutely
#556 Posted under #cs on 2014-03-19 18:16

< Squishie> teh honey has already used 2/3 of its sugar and the maple has used 1/3
* Gargravarr really should take 'gar' off his highlight list
< Squishie> lol
< twigathy> yup
< Gargravarr> or at least use regex :P
< twigathy> garish highlights
< twigathy> agar!
* Gargravarr drops twigathy down a well
* Squishie throws twigathy a laddgar
* Gargravarr kicks Squishie down after him
< Squishie> i will give you a legar up twigathy then you can pull me up :P
#555 Posted under #cs on 2014-01-23 21:50

< twigathy> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/09/130916110853.htm this is nuts
< Exobot> Title: Feeling small: Fingers can detect nano-scale wrinkles even on a seemingly smooth surface
< Gargravarr> twigathy is blinded by science
< twigathy> o/~ She blinded me with science!
< Gargravarr> bloop bloop bloop
< Gargravarr> SCIENCE!
< twigathy> !!
#553 Posted under #cs on 2014-01-14 22:51

< Gargravarr> well, we have the Serious and Organised Crime agency
< Gargravarr> so it logically follows there must be a Silly and Disorganised Crime agency
< Gargravarr> maybe we should create some work for the latter...
* Exopaladin beats Gargravarr to death with an inflatable banana
< Gargravarr> that's going to take a while
< zelate> if there's anything IT workers have it's boundless patience
#552 Posted under #cs on 2014-01-08 21:19

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