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< graymalkin> DNS is a stupid protocol.
< bunu> graymalkin: is it all going wrong
< graymalkin> domain names are split into labels (fine) but instead of using a delimitter - it's "read n bytes, for this field and on the nth you'll find the length of the next. keep going until you find one that is 0"
< graymalkin> also I crashed sublime.
< graymalkin> (while (1)) is not good.
< bunu> thats not really dns' fault
< graymalkin> no - but the protocol is :P
< bunu> i dint think its the protocals fault
< Ritsuka> come up with something better then
< bunu> its the tossers that designed it
< graymalkin> Ritsuka: i'm sure lots of people could come up with lots of better things
< graymalkin> but it's established and works
< graymalkin> so why would anyone change it?
* bunu designs a graymalkin mark 2
* graymalkin remembers how his father prefers hiw younger sister
< graymalkin> D:
* graymalkin runs away crying
#566 Posted under kent #cs on 2014-10-23 17:03

*** Rannos locks phasers on an approaching Meltopian
<Rannos> Scan and Magnify Helms Officer @HMSDeathboat.
<Meltopian> o.o
<Rannos> Communications Officer MrCuddlemews - Translate that emoticon!
<MrCuddlemews> moronic
<+muertoto> zing
<@Hoshii> wow
#565 Posted under kentanimeted on 2014-10-22 17:00

< choctastic> i had a rather disgusting pink lady last night
< choctastic> it was expensive as well
< Gargravarr> at one point this conversation was about apples, but now i'm not sure...
#564 Posted under #cs on 2014-08-20 19:57

< jibbily> i'm such a noob
< jibbily> just wasted a shit ton of time
< Gargravarr> could you have solved world hunger and stopped the middle-east war with the time you wasted?
< jibbily> i could solve all the world's problems if i ...
< jibbily> cared
#563 Posted under #cs on 2014-07-14 14:28

<Exopaladin> Heh, at least 1 other person in here is also on irssi
<Shish> there are people in #cs who /aren't/ on irssi o_O?
<YetiFiasco> I use Quassel
<YetiFiasco> If you chat with irssi, you chat with HITLER
#562 Posted under #cs on 2014-07-08 09:39

<minase> Hell is other people's build systems.
<minase> Fuck you SCons
#561 Posted under #mtos on 2014-06-22 23:37

<Cat> Do someone want to deliver me pizza topped with chocolate?
<Shish> I can try, but... does it still count as delivery if it's in my stomach by the time it reaches you? :S
<Cat> I guess it's the thought that counts 
<Shish> Cool. Well, I'm thinking about pizza now. You're welcome <3
<Cat> Cheers <3
#560 Posted under facebook on 2014-06-22 22:20

< Nutty> Congraulations on becoming a father nuked!
< Ritsuka> nuked spawned child processes?
< Vroomfondel> I presume it was quadruplets, all born in parallel and holding hands
< Nutty> If that were true... Poor Lucy.
#559 Posted under #cs on 2014-06-19 19:42

<hms> I have builders downstairs and they're drilling so hard my room is shaking
<Hoshii> eugh headaches ahoy
<choctastic> they'll break through the heavens and dimensions!
<hms> I hopethey break through my toilet instead
<hms> I'll leave them a present
#558 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2014-05-27 13:51

< Joe> # FIXME(markmc): remove this
< Joe> _ = lambda s: s
< Joe> ...
< desu> - -
< desu> ...
< desu> you have a message
* Ritsuka ... .-.. .- .--. ... desu 
< desu> ---... ...-- Ritsuka
#557 Posted under #cs on 2014-04-02 20:38

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