< Gar|France> my understanding was that a CRT is a vacuum, so run for the hills if one starts heading for the ground
* Exopaladin throws a CRT at Gar|France to test the theory
<~ross> throwing a CRT to france is kind of impressive
<@Exopaladin> I'm pretty pr0
<~ross> also, best decleration of war /ever/
< Gargravarr> goddamnit Firefox you are such a RAM whore! when i close a tab, FREE THE GODDAMN MEMORY!
* Exopaladin closes Gargravarr
<~ross> hey, check it out, we got 28k of RAM back
18:31 < Gargravarr> my IP changes daily, so it really fucks me over when this happens and i need some files -_-
18:33 < zelate> daily? what the hell sort of shit isp is that
18:33 < Gargravarr> TalkTalk. shoudl answer that question nicely :)
18:36 < zelate> ah yes, the syphilis of ISPs
18:38 < Gargravarr> to put it mildly
18:38 < Trump_Card> The mild syphilis of isps?
18:39 < Trump_Card> what's the chlamydia of ISPs where you are
18:40 < Gargravarr> Trump_Card: you're venturing into the world of dial-up ISPs for that
18:40 < Trump_Card> I'm guessing a free dialup isp then
18:41 < zelate> nah
18:41 < zelate> tiscali has got to tbe the chlamydia of isps
18:41 < Gargravarr> they're part of TalkTalk now
18:41 < zelate> good god
18:41 < zelate> it's like internet cancer
<Eek> you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot merry christmas you arse i pray god it's our last...
<Eek> <3 christmas music
<ross> you said that yesterday
<Eek> it's playing again
<Eek> I'm singing along to it for you ross
<Eek> don't you like my singing?
<ross> never thought i'd live to see singing with kerning, but there we go
<Tom> "What most people don't know about emacs is that its own name is the user-manual. Escape Meta Alt Control Shift gives the appropriate input to start typing"
<ross> Tom: I got stuck in emacs once, nearly wore clean though my ctrl key
* Shish uses kill -9 from another terminal to quit emacs, haven't found any other way yet >_>
<Tom> Baby in the office
<Tom> Aaaaand shes crying.
<Exopaladin> Is there office dog at least?
<ross> feed the office baby to the office dog
<Tom> Office dog is not here
<Exopaladin> Leave office baby in the comms room
<ross> put office baby in office shredder
<ross> then food recycling bin
<Gargravarr> team chat this morning is along the lines of 'yo momma so fat her waist size is ceil(sizeof(Long))'
<Exopaladin> Although if you work with PHP that'll probably end up as -0xF or something
<Gargravarr> morning all
<Exopaladin> Yo
<ross> morning
<Shish> bleeergh~ (morning~)
<Exopaladin> You didn't really need to translate, I think we all speak morning