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<SkimbleOut> I agree that pedigree breeding is cruel, but domesticated animals live *much* better lives than their wild cousins.
<SkimbleOut> In virtually every conceivable way. They live longer, they aren't at risk of death every day (unless they're near a road) etc.
<shadebug> much comfier lives, certainly, but boring lives. I suppose it's the choice between homelessness and indentured servitude
<@hms> it's as boring as the owner makes it
*** Shish ponders a chicken coop with chainsaws
#184 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2013-06-12 16:23

 * Velyks secures his network home folder to stop people nicking his scripts
 * Exopaladin steals Velyks' scripts
< Velyks> No they're undocumented!
< Velyks> You'll kill us all!
#181 Posted under #cs on 2013-05-29 10:20

<goodger> jojo is still the most homoerotic thing I've seen
<goodger> including 3000 hours of gay porn
#173 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2013-05-25 17:30

< goodger> hms: we found a bottle of coke that's perfect for you
< goodger> it is tiny and it says rebecca
< goodger> it was a toss-up between this and a pepsi multipack entitled "the short one"
<@hms> >_>
#169 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2013-05-22 20:12

<imhotep> i'm really hoping my new render farm deployment image works
<Exopaladin> Error: Instead of rendering, produces bacon
<imhotep> that'd be even better than what i'm hoping it's going to do
<Gargravarr> hardly an error :)
<imhotep> unexpected feature
#165 Posted under #cs on 2013-05-21 10:01

< Gargravarr> my dad was the second owner of this one. it's nearly 30 years old, 1986 model
< Dark-Side> oi
< Dark-Side> nearly 30
< Dark-Side> fuck off
< Dark-Side> >.> my girlfriend was born in 86
< Gargravarr> time to trade her in for a newer model? ;)
-!- mode/#cs [+o Dark-Side] by ross
* ross ahem
#162 Posted under #cs on 2013-05-17 16:38

<hms> I don't want to go to utah
<1> too many mormons?
<2> too many morons.
<2> BWAHAHA
<2> erm.
#158 Posted under on 2013-04-18 22:27

<Tom> semaphore should be renamed conch
<ross> sorry, what?
<Tom> "I have the conch! Only I can talk!"
<Tom> And then the threads break out into a fight which involves the fattest thread being crushed by a rather exception.
#155 Posted under #cs on 2013-04-09 15:29

<Andee> twigathy: supcom2 runs really well in wine
<twigathy> sorry, bit busty atm
<twigathy> ...busy
<Andee> busty?!
<twigathy> What a freudian nipple
#154 Posted under #cs on 2013-04-08 21:18

<@Exopaladin> My ass is finally recovering a bit
< twigathy> My knee-bruises went away some time last week
< twigathy> But... goddamn, worst bruises EVER
<@Exopaladin> D:
#152 Posted under #cs on 2013-04-03 09:23

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