Quotes - More UKC Quotes

<Andee> twigathy: supcom2 runs really well in wine
<twigathy> sorry, bit busty atm
<twigathy> ...busy
<Andee> busty?!
<twigathy> What a freudian nipple

<@Exopaladin> My ass is finally recovering a bit
< twigathy> My knee-bruises went away some time last week
< twigathy> But... goddamn, worst bruises EVER
<@Exopaladin> D:

<Tom> You know you've got to be worried when your git log starts to look like the london underground
<Tom> circle line and all

<Tom> Exopaladin on a plane
<Tom> Anyone know Exopaladin's flight no?
<Tom> I wanna watch it on goog
<Dark-Side> No
<Dark-Side> You not got him stalked properly Tom 
<Tom> obv not
<ross> hang on tom i'll get the flight number from my 'stalking twig' folder
<ross> :p
<Tom> "Folder"
<Tom> please
<Tom> I expected more from you ross
<Tom> like.. at least a stalking noSQL

< T> hm, I have the office to myself \o/
<~ross> time for nakedtwig
< T> um, no
<~ross> i bet you say that to everyone
< T> D:
< Gar|France> after all T, there's no-one in the office, save ross looking through the windows
< T> I KNEW IT
<~ross> celing, but close
< T> Ceiling ross is watching me code
< T> right, I should do some work
< T> back in some
<~ross> see, he's going to naked
 * Gar|France hands T a sharp stick to poke the ceiling with
<~ross> :O why are you with nakedtwig?!
< Gar|France> oh, wouldn't you like to know...
<~ross> ;_;

< Gar|France> my understanding was that a CRT is a vacuum, so run for the hills if one starts heading for the ground
 * Exopaladin throws a CRT at Gar|France to test the theory
<~ross> throwing a CRT to france is kind of impressive
<@Exopaladin> I'm pretty pr0
<~ross> also, best decleration of war /ever/

<~Dark-Side> suck them
<~Dark-Side> fuck them even
<~ross> way to freud bro

<Andee> statslol
<Andee> 'fucking' is still in the top 10 words in this channel
<zelate> fucking stats

< Gargravarr> goddamnit Firefox you are such a RAM whore! when i close a tab, FREE THE GODDAMN MEMORY!
* Exopaladin closes Gargravarr 
<~ross> hey, check it out, we got 28k of RAM back

18:31 < Gargravarr> my IP changes daily, so it really fucks me over when this happens and i need some files -_-
18:33 < zelate> daily? what the hell sort of shit isp is that
18:33 < Gargravarr> TalkTalk. shoudl answer that question nicely :)
18:36 < zelate> ah yes, the syphilis of ISPs
18:38 < Gargravarr> to put it mildly
18:38 < Trump_Card> The mild syphilis of isps?
18:39 < Trump_Card> what's the chlamydia of ISPs where you are
18:40 < Gargravarr> Trump_Card: you're venturing into the world of dial-up ISPs for that
18:40 < Trump_Card> I'm guessing a free dialup isp then
18:41 < zelate> nah
18:41 < zelate> tiscali has got to tbe the chlamydia of isps
18:41 < Gargravarr> they're part of TalkTalk now
18:41 < zelate> good god
18:41 < zelate> it's like internet cancer