Quotes - More UKC Quotes

<Tom> Baby in the office
<Tom> Aaaaand shes crying.
<Exopaladin> Is there office dog at least?
<ross> feed the office baby to the office dog
<Tom> Office dog is not here
<Exopaladin> Leave office baby in the comms room
<ross> put office baby in office shredder
<ross> then food recycling bin

<Twozzok> dlt1 gets really hot really quickly. I cannot imagine what itd be like at capacity. 
<hms> hot
<Twozzok> yes I am. 
<Twozzok> thanks for noticing

You have sex in it, and fight dragons!

    -- Shish describes "dungeon" for pictionary

<Ghask> If you find a girl with raptor shaped boobs, she's a keeper

<syn> I consider the fact that Marmite is not available everywhere in the world a human rights issue.
<tajasel> I consider the fact that Marmite is available at all a human rights issue.
<bencc> If consenting adults wish to take part in that sort of perversion, that is up to them, the sickos.
<Twigathy> I'm disgusted. It's a breach of trust between man and "food".

<Gargravarr> team chat this morning is along the lines of 'yo momma so fat her waist size is ceil(sizeof(Long))'
<Exopaladin> Although if you work with PHP that'll probably end up as -0xF or something

<Gargravarr> morning all
<Exopaladin> Yo
<ross> morning
<Shish> bleeergh~ (morning~)
<Exopaladin> You didn't really need to translate, I think we all speak morning

<Gargravarr> ...okay, a Linux distro sucks when you can't even install *gcc* from the package manager
<Gargravarr> urgh, manual dependency resolution for the epic loss >_<
<Gargravarr> oh, this is ironic
<Gargravarr> centralised package management in use here
<Gargravarr> and the server hosting the packages, isn't set up to use itself as a repo
<Gargravarr> hence why i can't find GCC
<Gargravarr> i suspect i am in Hell...
<ross> lol
<ross> you died on the way to work
<ross> this is hell
* ross plays hotel californaia
<Gargravarr> now that you mention it, the smell of brimstone HAS been somewhat stronger today
<ross> but shouts "RED HAT" over the words 'hotel california'

<ross> I miss your cooking eek, no one knows how to empty a bottle of wine into a cooking pot like you

<shadebug> instant noodles never taste anything like what they claim they'll taste like
<shadebug> luckily, they taste like instant noodle, which is delicious