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<shas> i've decided to become the pope
<hms_out> cool
<shas> you're excommunicated
<hms_out> i think you'll find I'm oxcommunicated
<hms_out> ...
<hms_out> mooo
<hms_out> i'm assuming they moo because they are a bit like cows
<shas> that
<shas> that is so bad
<hms_out> don't act like you're not impressed
#117 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2012-02-01 16:12

<Shish> Pondering ways to keep my laptop from overheating while watching videos; I have a vision of Captain Kirk ordering his men to set their phasers to "chill", then they shoot some aliens, and then they all get together for a beach party...
#116 Posted under random on 2012-01-05 00:58

<Hypermicrospace> leonard cohen really isn't remotely depressing
<Hypermicrospace> i don't get why he even has that reputation
<shadebug> if anything it's inspiring to think that that bad a singer could be famous
<Hypermicrospace> bob dylan is worse
<sunburn> everybody loves to hate <insert name here>
* Shish inserts the name "sunburn"
#115 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2012-01-01 20:18

<Shish> o/
<DaeDae> Oh god shish is here. I'm out of here
>>> DaeDae has quit
<Shish> That's what my last girlfriend said :(
#114 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-12-26 16:47

<Hypermicrospace> wow
<Hypermicrospace> melissa just did an impression of me
<Hypermicrospace> "shitting crikey"
<Hypermicrospace> she is better at swearing than I am now :/
#113 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-12-17 20:32

<hms> aww, i lost my dice earrings :/
<shadebug> what are the chances?
#112 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-12-08 09:10

(Out for lunch on the hill)
* Shish stares at Allan for a few minutes
<Allan> what's up?
<Shish> don't take this the wrong way, but I REALLY want to lick your nose
<Allan> ................................................ o_O;;;
* 5 awkward, confused minutes pass *
* Allan scratches his nose and looks at his hand, realises that his face has been covered in chocolate mousse for the last half hour
#111 Posted under civicboom on 2011-12-03 04:25

<twozzok> i keep mistiming
<twozzok> and people are always in the fucking bathroom
<twozzok> i really
<twozzok> really
<twozzok> really
<twozzok> need a piss
<Shish> use the pissing bathroom?
#110 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-11-20 02:50

(Discussing surnames)
<Greg> I'm a Miell, which is a type of washing machine
<Shish> Do you live longer with Calgon?
#109 Posted under civicboom on 2011-11-11 17:53

<no> someone in the jcr has the macross frontier restaurant thing jingle as their phone ringtone
<no> i am not sure which is worse, them having it or me knowing it
<Hypermicrospace> yooooooooooou
<Hypermicrospace> I have been talking to someone that isn't you on rizon
<Hypermicrospace> awkwaaaaaaaaaaaard
<no> hahaha
<no> i noticed last time i logged on that someone had registered fezoj
<Hypermicrospace> he knows a lot about your sister
<no> what
<Hypermicrospace> well, he does now
#108 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-11-10 13:22

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