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<Meltopian> i showed phil the commercial
<Meltopian> he didn't seem impressed
<Zaer> Excitable children are an...aquired taste
#45 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:53

<Drael> crap. i just murdered a locust :(
<Drael> it wouldn't get out of the box and i managed to trap its head in the lid >.<
<goodger> the WWF will take legal action against you in retaliation for this blow to the higher invertebrates
<goodger> there are fewer than twelve trillion locusts remaining in the wild, sponsor a locust for £3 today
#44 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:52

<+goodger> perhaps we should have a competition to write the most therapeutic poem
<@InvisiGirl> roses are red, violets are blue, I am well so f**k you! ^_^
<+goodger> "paracetamol/ to make patient feel better/ once in four hours"
#43 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:52

<+goodger> two women is the square of the badness of a heterosexual relationship
#42 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:52

<Locke> this is sort of funny and sad at the same time ^^, they just said "maids are two dimensional since they are made for admiring only.. real women are like alian space creatures to such as us, so we will always consider them two dimensional objects"
<goodger> women are pretty alien, though
<goodger> I trust nothing that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
#41 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:51

* sunburn is now known as heroin
<heroin> so anyone looking for a good time?
* heroin was kicked by Meltopian (say no to drugs!)
#40 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:51

Allan: “If I have to I’ll drag Lyle into the shower myself”
#39 Posted under random on 2011-04-02 21:51

<Locketop> ok he was DAMN close to typing "/me points at nigger" instead of niffer
<Locketop> that would have been an extremely bad typo
<hms> that's ok, she won't mind :P
<hms> coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
#38 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:50

<goodger> There’s Sunburn doing his impression of laughter...
It’s like he’s had it described to him in a book, but never actually heard it.
#37 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:49

* SuperMatt farts
<ka> *budgie dies*
#36 Posted under #darkmyst on 2011-04-02 20:55

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