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<+goodger> two women is the square of the badness of a heterosexual relationship
#42 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:52

<Locke> this is sort of funny and sad at the same time ^^, they just said "maids are two dimensional since they are made for admiring only.. real women are like alian space creatures to such as us, so we will always consider them two dimensional objects"
<goodger> women are pretty alien, though
<goodger> I trust nothing that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
#41 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:51

* sunburn is now known as heroin
<heroin> so anyone looking for a good time?
* heroin was kicked by Meltopian (say no to drugs!)
#40 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:51

Allan: “If I have to I’ll drag Lyle into the shower myself”
#39 Posted under random on 2011-04-02 21:51

<Locketop> ok he was DAMN close to typing "/me points at nigger" instead of niffer
<Locketop> that would have been an extremely bad typo
<hms> that's ok, she won't mind :P
<hms> coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
#38 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:50

<goodger> There’s Sunburn doing his impression of laughter...
It’s like he’s had it described to him in a book, but never actually heard it.
#37 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-02 21:49

* SuperMatt farts
<ka> *budgie dies*
#36 Posted under #darkmyst on 2011-04-02 20:55

<Ultimate> /msg foo so i heard you're pretty good in bed? wanna invite me in sometime? ;)
<Ultimate> oh fuck..
<Ultimate> seriously ignore that.
<Ultimate> :|
#35 Posted under #darkmyst on 2011-04-02 20:55

<Acidtails> Kitty!
<Kitty> what?
<Kitty> I'm busy
* Acidtails pets the kitty
<Kitty> go die in a box
#34 Posted under #darkmyst on 2011-04-02 20:55

<SuperMatt> in light of my ever increasing boredom, I'm going to turn the topic of conversation to more lightweight and uplifting things
<SuperMatt> hi dave, how are you?
<skel> don't do that, he'll start fanboing again :/
<SuperMatt> It's a risk I am willing to take
<skel> does php's mysql stuff do parameters yet?
<skel> i just hate the idea of "mysql_real_escape_string"
<SuperMatt> THIS IS NOT LIGHT CONVERSATION
<skel> :(
<Skimble_Work> SuperMatt: So which do you favour, incandescent or energy saving bulbs?
<SuperMatt> I'm all in favour of energy saving bulbs and have no time for people who don't think they are as good. Yeah, that was the case 10 years ago, but not now.
<Skimble_Work> Here here.
<SuperMatt> still, they don't work with dimmers, but then dimmers aren't the be all and end all
<SuperMatt> you could buy some dimming uplighting lamps, or maybe even use candles for ambiance
<Skimble_Work> Not really a problem for me, since I don't have any rheostats.
<skel> my flat is all energy saving bulbs. bit ugly but no problems
<Skimble_Work> Is that enough light conversation yet? =)
<skel> hurhur
<SuperMatt> took skel long enough to get the joke
<Twigathy> I'm sure it'll brighten somebodies day *runs*
<Piglet> well, this has sure been illuminating
<Skimble_Work> Such incandescent wit!
<Piglet> truly shining conversationalists
<Twigathy> A beacon of IRC society
<SuperMatt> glowing praise for all those who participated
#33 Posted under #tagsoc puns on 2011-04-02 20:55

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