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<Ultimate> /msg foo so i heard you're pretty good in bed? wanna invite me in sometime? ;)
<Ultimate> oh fuck..
<Ultimate> seriously ignore that.
<Ultimate> :|
#35 Posted under #darkmyst on 2011-04-02 20:55

<Acidtails> Kitty!
<Kitty> what?
<Kitty> I'm busy
* Acidtails pets the kitty
<Kitty> go die in a box
#34 Posted under #darkmyst on 2011-04-02 20:55

<SuperMatt> in light of my ever increasing boredom, I'm going to turn the topic of conversation to more lightweight and uplifting things
<SuperMatt> hi dave, how are you?
<skel> don't do that, he'll start fanboing again :/
<SuperMatt> It's a risk I am willing to take
<skel> does php's mysql stuff do parameters yet?
<skel> i just hate the idea of "mysql_real_escape_string"
<SuperMatt> THIS IS NOT LIGHT CONVERSATION
<skel> :(
<Skimble_Work> SuperMatt: So which do you favour, incandescent or energy saving bulbs?
<SuperMatt> I'm all in favour of energy saving bulbs and have no time for people who don't think they are as good. Yeah, that was the case 10 years ago, but not now.
<Skimble_Work> Here here.
<SuperMatt> still, they don't work with dimmers, but then dimmers aren't the be all and end all
<SuperMatt> you could buy some dimming uplighting lamps, or maybe even use candles for ambiance
<Skimble_Work> Not really a problem for me, since I don't have any rheostats.
<skel> my flat is all energy saving bulbs. bit ugly but no problems
<Skimble_Work> Is that enough light conversation yet? =)
<skel> hurhur
<SuperMatt> took skel long enough to get the joke
<Twigathy> I'm sure it'll brighten somebodies day *runs*
<Piglet> well, this has sure been illuminating
<Skimble_Work> Such incandescent wit!
<Piglet> truly shining conversationalists
<Twigathy> A beacon of IRC society
<SuperMatt> glowing praise for all those who participated
#33 Posted under #tagsoc puns on 2011-04-02 20:55

<evad> Perl is the language of the creator.
<Piglet> that'd explain a lot..
<Vroomfondle> such as why cables always get tangled even when you don't move them for years
<Vroomfondle> it's just the universe attempting to take the form of a perl script
#32 Posted under #tagsoc on 2011-04-02 20:55

<skel> damn gays everywhere
<Shish> damn, dirty gays :|
<luckz> burn them all, you should.
<luckz> set them alight and throw them into the fire.
<luckz> gays probably light up pink when burning, too :/
#31 Posted under #cs on 2011-04-02 20:55

<InsomniaCity> that /web... IMO, they need to style the search and drop down boxes, size them down a little
<Stotty> tell them; webteam@kent.ac.uk
<InsomniaCity> will they care?
<Stotty> no
#30 Posted under #cs on 2011-04-02 20:55

<Monty> lvl4 ones tho as in, does SVN on rcr
<Shish> now you're just talking bollocks, monty
<Monty> screw you
<Shish> HAX.
* Shish stabs monty before he becomes fully sentient and kills us all
#29 Posted under #cs on 2011-04-02 20:55

* Shish joins the monty and twig dance
<Monty> curses
<Shish> god damn it >_<  what is it with bots rejecting me today?
* Shish goes off and sulks, damn you monty >:|
<Monty> lies with clogs on!
#28 Posted under #cs on 2011-04-02 20:55

<Stotty|lab> I'm sure ClydeFrog would like that
<ClydeFrog> what? cock?
<Stotty|lab> I didn't say cock
<ClydeFrog> daisuke did
<daisuke> <3 cock
#27 Posted under #cs on 2011-04-02 20:55

<blondie> PIE
<NickG> BISCUITS
<decrease> CAKE
<NickG> MINGE
<blondie> do you mind?
#26 Posted under #cs on 2011-04-02 20:54

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