< Gargravarr> https://www.confused.com/BRIAN-the-robot <-- not to be outdone by Compare The Meerkat
< Exobot> Title: BRIAN the Robot - Confused.com
<@Dark-Side> I like Brian the robot more
< Gargravarr> they all have irritating as all hell marketing campaigns now
< matx> Why does everything have to come with a free toy?
< Gargravarr> matx: cos people won't buy it otherwise
<@Dark-Side> Blame McDonalds
< matx> macdonalds do insurance now?
< Gargravarr> dear god, the Happy Meal generation are growing up, aren't they
< Penguin> Marvin: meep
< Marvin> Penguin: Pengwin| has no effect. but as I opened it in unobtanium
< bunu> Marvin: dont leave us hanging, you opened Penguin and?
< Marvin> bunu: well consider its origin...
< Ritsuka> considering Penguin's origin, i don't think we want to know what happened when he was opened
< bunu> xand: Vroomfondel IS_people: why is the uni email getting so much spam recently for increasing mail box size?
< Ritsuka> nobody was paying attention to the increasing penis size ones?
< Ritsuka> (assuming because they realised students couldn't afford it anyway)
< bunu> Ritsuka: i missed those ones, damn
< Ritsuka> bunu: click [here] to enlarge your penis! please your missus!
< Ritsuka> all major credit cards and PayPal accepted via XSS
* bunu desperatly tries to get irssi to accept mouse inputs
< bunu> Penguin: i completly forgot Marvin64 was piperbot
< Marvin64> From CBW --> AFK?
< bunu> Marvin64: stop talking shit
< Marvin64> bunu: is that allowed?
< ayleid> he has a good point.
< matx> my lady just greeted me with "ello". She seems to have misplaced her H.
<@Dark-Side> m'lady?
< ayleid> it's the name of one of his servers
< ayleid> my lady greets me with "Password for ayleid:"
< zenith> one of my exs greeted me with "<DEL> :BIOS Setup <F9> :XpressRecovery2 <F12> :Boot Menu <End> :Qflash"
< ayleid> what happened to her?
< Gargravarr> he flashed her
< graymalkin> !tell ntm (.+)__mnt_cl-moodle-nfs_moodle2014data_temp_turnitintooltwo_(.+)_(\d+)_(\w+)\.(.+)
< cake> graymalkin: OK, I'll give ntm your message.
< Ritsuka> s/\(.+$/graymalkin should not be allowed to regex/
< PiperBot> !tell ntm graymalkin should not be allowed to regex
< cake> PiperBot: OK, I'll give ntm your message.
< Ritsuka> hehe
< Tatskaari> Wow, you are an evil bastard
< Ritsuka> why thank you
< Tatskaari> as
< Tatskaari> s/as/!tell ntm Ritsuka should not be allowed to piperbot/
< PiperBot> !tell ntm Ritsuka should not be allowed to piperbot
< cake> PiperBot: OK, I'll give ntm your message.
<@Dark-Side> I don't like the "Don't poke the hornets nest" style analogy
<@Dark-Side> It implies leaving them well alone to be nutty fuckers
<@Dark-Side> instead of what you do with hornets
<@Dark-Side> which is burn the fuckers
<@Dark-Side> burn them to the ground
<@Dark-Side> burn every single last one of the cunts
<@Dark-Side> Espically those Japanese hornets
<@Dark-Side> have you seen them bastards?!
< zenith> they're massive
< zenith> and their stings are poisonous
<@Dark-Side> They're called Japanese giant hornets
<@Dark-Side> of course they're massive
< Gargravarr> because peace isn't good for population control
< Gargravarr> French hornets can supposedly kill with 5 stings
<@Dark-Side> Yeah but they wave a white flag as soon as you look at them :P
<@Dark-Side> Those Japansese hornets though
<@Dark-Side> they'll kamikaze the fuck out of you
< Tatskaari> Still better custmer service than Oracle.
< Tatskaari> They require you to claw your eyes out in frustration
< bunu> Tatskaari: you know you can get round that by sending them a severed dick
< bunu> it dosent even need to be your own
< Tatskaari> bunu, where do you live?
* bunu hides