13:20 < *> nuked >> east
13:21 < *> nuked ** You are in North Korea. Exits are west, north, south and detonate
#600 Posted under #cs on 2016-09-09 12:54

<Ritsuka> wondering if i should invest in a car lift while i'm at it
<Ritsuka> amazing how much easier working on a car becomes if you can get it to a comfortable height
<bunu> but it makes it no fun
<Ritsuka> if your definition of 'fun' involves trolley jacks, axle stands and ramps, remind me not to accept an invite to a party at your house :P
<bunu> see when you put it like that its definitly sounding like fun
#599 Posted under #cs on 2016-06-15 19:07

< Ritsuka> 6.3G core
< Ritsuka> 46G core-git
< Ritsuka> srsly, WTF
< zenith> sounds like the problem is the disk is too small
< zenith> 8)
< ayleid> totally didn't misread disk.
< Ritsuka> ayleid: you concerned about your tiny disk?
< ayleid> Yes
< ayleid> I wish it was bigger :(
< Ritsuka> you can enlarge it for cheap these days
< ayleid> tell me more!
< ayleid> wil it still perform as well?
< Ritsuka> have a look in your emails, there's probably some offers in your spam box
#597 Posted under #cs kent on 2016-06-01 09:12

<Marvin> Yay. Outlook isn't letting me know about cocks
#596 Posted under #cs marvin irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-04-22 14:17

<bunu> wow, the torch signal thing didnt burn very well when the queen lit it
<bunu> but the one in somerset went up like a tinderbox
<bunu> beacon
<bunu> thats what they are called
<Vroomfondel> you'd be a crap Gandalf.
<Vroomfondel> "Send word to Theoden of Rohan. Light the torch signal things!"
#595 Posted under #cs irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-04-21 18:46

Vroomfondel talking about his blocked sewer.
<Vroomfondel> oddly, there's a child's inflatable football in my inspection chamber. It's not actually blocking anything 'cause it floats, but I can't figure out how it got there because it looks slightly too big to fit through any of the openings
#594 Posted under #cs pooppit irc.kent.ac.uk on 2016-04-20 15:52

< bunu> sigwinch: we do not all hail database connections
< bunu> only Tim deserves that honour
* Ritsuka hails bunu
< Ritsuka> no response on any channel
< Ritsuka> must not be intelligent life, Captain
* bunu thumps Ritsuka
< Ritsuka> it's aggressive though. launch photon torpedos!
* Ritsuka locks phasers on bunu
* bunu performs the picard maneuver
* Ritsuka is not scared by bunu straightening his uniform
< bunu> haha
< bunu> you should be
#592 Posted under #cs on 2015-10-28 12:42

< cake> Ritsuka: ayleid asked me to remind you: I've forgotten what I was supposed to remind you about, sorry. :\
< Ritsuka> !remind ayleid every 5 minutes have you remembered it yet?
< cake> Ritsuka: OK, I'll remind ayleid about that at 2015-10-15 20:29:50
< Ritsuka> if only it worked that way
#591 Posted under #cs kent on 2015-10-15 19:26

< zelate> the official combined figure for my astra estate was something like 72mpg which you could only achieve by reversing it out of the back of a C130 mid flight with the engine idling
<~Exopaladin> I kind of hope that was printed in the manual
#590 Posted under #cs on 2015-09-24 14:33

16:58 < Eek> one of my colleagues has unexpectedly shaved off his beard. I said
"You know... without a beard, you look like a deformed foetus".
Apparently that's insulting? :o
#589 Posted under #cs on 2015-08-07 15:42

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