20:06 < bunu> I think amazon have bought to many Bosch IXO Cordless Screwdriver with Integrated 3.6 V Lithium-Ion
Battery
20:06 < bunu> because apparantly its perfect for a "gift for her" on valentines day
20:06 < bunu> and for data night
20:07 < bunu> s/data/date/
20:21 < Vroomfondel> well, it might be
20:21 < Vroomfondel> depends what she likes
20:25 < bunu> and its use on date night is?
20:26 < Vroomfondel> putting up shelves.
20:31 < bunu> an insight into Vroomfondel's date night
20:39 < Vroomfondel> Vroomfondel doesn't have date nights. Vroomfondels are a lonesome species.
20:40 < Vroomfondel> probably because Vroomfondels think putting up shelves might be romantic
20:42 < bunu> i guess this can be considered progress
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#620 Posted under #cs kent on 2018-02-08 20:44


< zenith> do you know what really grinds my gears?
< zenith> cogs
* Gargravarr shifts into third gear and drives away from zenith
* catboy enters warp speed 10 and turns into a lizard
* penguin spools up the improbability drive
* penguin turns into a plate of eggs benedict
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#619 Posted under #cs kent on 2018-01-22 20:03


<@xand> I stroke myself after shaving to find bits I missed
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#617 Posted under #cs on 2017-09-14 10:02


11:24 <Marvin31> it's pretty obvious when the dicks don't fit
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#616 Posted under #cs on 2017-09-13 10:27


15:23 <ayleid> Where's the bar?
15:24 <Vroomfondel> you've given up on your ubuntu and turned to drink?
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#614 Posted under #cs #kent on 2017-04-26 14:28


velyks | ayleid: Factorio tickles a different ballsack
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#613 Posted under #cs bored on 2017-04-05 12:28


11:56 <ayleid> I am a teapot, short and stout
11:56 <ayleid> Here's my handle and here's my stout
11:57 <ayleid> spout
11:57 <ayleid> dammit
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#610 Posted under #cs kent on 2017-03-10 12:02


16:55 <Penguin> #talk about foo
16:55 <Marvin31> My python foo is soooo long gone
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#609 Posted under #cs on 2017-02-21 16:56


11:34 <Mex> #random
11:34 <Marvin31> offers Mex a yam
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#608 Posted under #cs kent on 2017-02-02 11:35


< Gargravarr> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-38051923
< Exobot> Title: South Africa's 'Prophet of Doom' condemned - BBC News
< ayleid> I know. "a government commission urged anyone effected to lodge complaints." -> affected*
< Eek> If the antiprophet uses this Doom in a ritual, to summon demons.... those demons would have been effected, no?
< Eek> so the government is asking for any demons that have been summoned against their will to lodge complaints
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#605 Posted under #cs on 2016-11-21 16:20

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