15:13 < Vroomfondel> I once smashed a live wasp straight into my earhole.
15:13 < Vroomfondel> I was six
15:13 < bunu> did that go well for you?
15:13 < Vroomfondel> There were so many tears.
15:13 < Gargravarr> bunu: it made him the man he is today
15:14 < bunu> it made him so bitter and twisted he could love SDS?
15:14 < bunu> that sort of man?
15:15 < graymalkin> lol
15:15 < graymalkin> bunu++
20:06 < bunu> I think amazon have bought to many Bosch IXO Cordless Screwdriver with Integrated 3.6 V Lithium-Ion
20:06 < bunu> because apparantly its perfect for a "gift for her" on valentines day
20:06 < bunu> and for data night
20:07 < bunu> s/data/date/
20:21 < Vroomfondel> well, it might be
20:21 < Vroomfondel> depends what she likes
20:25 < bunu> and its use on date night is?
20:26 < Vroomfondel> putting up shelves.
20:31 < bunu> an insight into Vroomfondel's date night
20:39 < Vroomfondel> Vroomfondel doesn't have date nights. Vroomfondels are a lonesome species.
20:40 < Vroomfondel> probably because Vroomfondels think putting up shelves might be romantic
20:42 < bunu> i guess this can be considered progress
< zenith> do you know what really grinds my gears?
< zenith> cogs
* Gargravarr shifts into third gear and drives away from zenith
* catboy enters warp speed 10 and turns into a lizard
* penguin spools up the improbability drive
* penguin turns into a plate of eggs benedict
<@xand> I stroke myself after shaving to find bits I missed
on 2017-09-14 10:02
11:24 <Marvin31> it's pretty obvious when the dicks don't fit
on 2017-09-13 10:27
15:23 <ayleid> Where's the bar?
15:24 <Vroomfondel> you've given up on your ubuntu and turned to drink?
velyks | ayleid: Factorio tickles a different ballsack
16:54 < Ritsuka> just told a colleague a Jenkins job built when given HEAD
16:54 < Ritsuka> hopefully that won't be taken out of context
on 2017-04-03 16:04
11:56 <ayleid> I am a teapot, short and stout
11:56 <ayleid> Here's my handle and here's my stout
11:57 <ayleid> spout
11:57 <ayleid> dammit
16:55 <Penguin> #talk about foo
16:55 <Marvin31> My python foo is soooo long gone
on 2017-02-21 16:56