Quotes - More UKC Quotes

<goodger> Truered!
<goodger> happy birthday \o\
<Shish> Birthday!
<Shish> Happy Truered /o/
<hms> Happy!
<hms> Truered birthday \o/

<@hms> i need to know my height and head size
<goodger> I don't have a tape measure handy
<goodger> or else I could measure my nipple height :/
<@hms> >_>
<goodger> what, that'd work
<@hms> shut up
<goodger> it wooould
<@hms> you are not funny goodger
<goodger> I'm trying to be helpful :<

<shadebug> looks like I'm getting german spam now
<hms> spamschen

<Twozzok> wait
<Twozzok> why was diglett using fly?
<shadebug> to get to the other side

<shadebug> Killing Floor must be so easy.
<shadebug> You just aim your weapon down and attack

<shadebug> One day I shall have children just so I can start a party with "I'm gonna treat this roof like my daughters and raise it"
<shadebug> then I'll leave the party early because, you know... responsibility

<hms_desktop> MrCuddlemews: choose fruit and fibre or choco shreddies
<MrCuddlemews> hms_desktop: I choose debit card

<shas> i've decided to become the pope
<hms_out> cool
<shas> you're excommunicated
<hms_out> i think you'll find I'm oxcommunicated
<hms_out> ...
<hms_out> mooo
<hms_out> i'm assuming they moo because they are a bit like cows
<shas> that
<shas> that is so bad
<hms_out> don't act like you're not impressed

<Shish> Pondering ways to keep my laptop from overheating while watching videos; I have a vision of Captain Kirk ordering his men to set their phasers to "chill", then they shoot some aliens, and then they all get together for a beach party...

<Hypermicrospace> leonard cohen really isn't remotely depressing
<Hypermicrospace> i don't get why he even has that reputation
<shadebug> if anything it's inspiring to think that that bad a singer could be famous
<Hypermicrospace> bob dylan is worse
<sunburn> everybody loves to hate <insert name here>
* Shish inserts the name "sunburn"