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The desire to evade sunburn reached new heights

Locke: He'd still outside that door and I'm sitting in a flowerbed x_x
#87 Posted under random on 2011-07-12 19:47

<hms> o_O
<hms> I am rubbed
<prototo> rubbededed
<hms> shas hasn't rubbed me in ages
<Locke> or me
<Locke> :(
<hms> :(
<SmittyB> O_o
#86 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-06-30 12:14

Locke denying that his bromance has reached new heights

Locke: MATCHING POCKET WATCHES ARE NOT GAY! >_<
#85 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-06-24 17:36

<xgraphy> ironing rox
<Shish> what'cha ironing? :3
<xgraphy> jeans, so many
<Zaer_> I was half expecting you to respond with "Rocks"
#84 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-06-20 23:20

[00:08] <Shish> If I were a bulbasaur, at least that would have the advantage that I wouldn't forget to take my whips everywhere I go...
#83 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-06-20 23:20

* hms sleeps
[...]
<Locke> becky is a liar
<Locke> she's not remotely asleep
<hms> I am cleaning my teeth in preparation for sleep
<hms> after getting distracted by the internet
[...]
<Locke> ew she spat all over my soap
<Locke> it's so lame having a sister
<hms> I don't know why you insist on having that old fashioned soap
<hms> it leaves scum everywhere
<hms> and always ends up in the sink
<hms> where I spit on it
<Locke> how many times have you spat on it!!
<hms> everytime it's been in the sink
<Locke> aruhgh
<Locke> you bitch
<hms> ^_^
<hms> well I don't want to move it
<hms> it's all slimey and yuck
<Locke> I should piss all over your toothbrush
<hms> I'll shit inside your pillow
<Locke> I'll cum in your socks
<hms> I'll menstruate in your boxers
<hms> ...eventually
<Locke> I'm running out of male fluids
<Locke> I'll snot in your lucky charms lip balm
<hms> I'll squirt on your keyboard
<hms> ...oh wait
<Locke> ........
<SmittyB> ..........
<SmittyB> what the fuck did I just read
#82 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-06-19 23:56

(A discussion of where to store the arcade cabinet)
Lucy: Melissa's room should be large enough
Allan: What if I had an urge to play Street Fighter?
Allan: I'd be in her room all night screaming "Take it, bitch!"
#81 Posted under random on 2011-06-18 13:43

Allan: and there and zombies with bazukas

Lucy: wait, how realistic is this zombie game?
#80 Posted under random on 2011-05-18 20:04

<Dae> Was good fun, watching Locke squirm as I neared him with my semi-naked, semi-moist body ;)
#79 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-29 20:43

<goodger> any motorway with two digits is just an A-road with ideas above its station
#78 Posted under #kentanimeted on 2011-04-29 00:16

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