< twigathy> So, how long until President Covfefe credits himself with the stock market raises today? < Gargravarr> i'm surprised he hasn't already < Gargravarr> beautiful irony that the market probably rose directly in response to Biden. him taking credit would be superb < abablabab> the market is fickel, it went up after it went down when trump got elected. any change is good as far as they're concerned < abablabab> does it look like it can perpetually show growth? sure why not < Gargravarr> capitalism requires it < abablabab> right, so... < abablabab> it follows it doesn't actually matter who's in the whitehouse < abablabab> the stonks will go up... cos they have to < abablabab> world collapses (on paper) when they don't < abablabab> ... this is fine < Gargravarr> until the world ultimately collapses anyway because capitalism has stripped the planet dry < Gargravarr> https://edition.cnn.com/2020/11/08/investing/global-stocks/index.html <-- this might have more to do with it < Exobot> Title: Global stocks are soaring on hopes of a coronavirus vaccine - CNN < abablabab> 'hopes of' < abablabab> "they'll cure it eventually, why not today" said a spokesman between lines of coke < abablabab> yeah nice that dudes random call made me £800 today < twigathy> wat < abablabab> that's my portfolio daily change lol < twigathy> stonky < abablabab> yeah i'm okay with that, i'd cash out but it's only gonna get better cos EnDlEsS gRoWtH < twigathy> RIP < abablabab> (to: the sound of silence) hello this is 1%, we would like you to save pret
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on 2020-03-19 17:15
14:33:50 <@bunu> I dont know why free UML tools are so bad 14:34:04 <ayleid> Does anyone use UML irl? 14:35:01 <@bunu> this might be why free UML tools are so bad
11:13:42 < Gargravarr> >API returns HTTP 400 trying to request an OAuth token despite a week of trying different things >contact support >"the user wasn't permissioned on your account, we'll set that up" 11:13:53 * Gargravarr wonders if they're aware of HTTP 403
11:35:53 < Andee> (I assume that everyone except Eek here is Hetero) 11:38:42 <@Dark-Side> A bold assumption 11:38:52 <@Dark-Side> I wonder what Exobot identifies as 11:39:19 < Andee> AH-64 apache attack helicopter
15:13 < Vroomfondel> I once smashed a live wasp straight into my earhole. 15:13 < Vroomfondel> I was six 15:13 < bunu> did that go well for you? 15:13 < Vroomfondel> There were so many tears. 15:13 < Gargravarr> bunu: it made him the man he is today 15:14 < bunu> it made him so bitter and twisted he could love SDS? 15:14 < bunu> that sort of man? 15:15 < graymalkin> lol 15:15 < graymalkin> bunu++
20:06 < bunu> I think amazon have bought to many Bosch IXO Cordless Screwdriver with Integrated 3.6 V Lithium-Ion
Battery
20:06 < bunu> because apparantly its perfect for a "gift for her" on valentines day
20:06 < bunu> and for data night
20:07 < bunu> s/data/date/
20:21 < Vroomfondel> well, it might be
20:21 < Vroomfondel> depends what she likes
20:25 < bunu> and its use on date night is?
20:26 < Vroomfondel> putting up shelves.
20:31 < bunu> an insight into Vroomfondel's date night
20:39 < Vroomfondel> Vroomfondel doesn't have date nights. Vroomfondels are a lonesome species.
20:40 < Vroomfondel> probably because Vroomfondels think putting up shelves might be romantic
20:42 < bunu> i guess this can be considered progress
< zenith> do you know what really grinds my gears? < zenith> cogs * Gargravarr shifts into third gear and drives away from zenith * catboy enters warp speed 10 and turns into a lizard * penguin spools up the improbability drive * penguin turns into a plate of eggs benedict