< jibbily> i'm such a noob
< jibbily> just wasted a shit ton of time
< Gargravarr> could you have solved world hunger and stopped the middle-east war with the time you wasted?
< jibbily> i could solve all the world's problems if i ...
< jibbily> cared
<Exopaladin> Heh, at least 1 other person in here is also on irssi
<Shish> there are people in #cs who /aren't/ on irssi o_O?
<YetiFiasco> I use Quassel
<YetiFiasco> If you chat with irssi, you chat with HITLER
< Nutty> Congraulations on becoming a father nuked!
< Ritsuka> nuked spawned child processes?
< Vroomfondel> I presume it was quadruplets, all born in parallel and holding hands
< Nutty> If that were true... Poor Lucy.
< Dark-Side> Mex: you can't escape me that easily!
<+Mex> damn it
* Ritsuka gestures Mex towards the 'Dark-Side-Proof Box'
<+Mex> Ritsuka: I think you mean /ignore
< catboy> /ignore xand
< Ritsuka> i kinda meant
* Ritsuka throws Mex in the box, locks it and throws it down a 400-foot well
<+Mex> WAAAA
< catboy> phew
< catboy> he's safe now
< Ritsuka> absolutely
< Squishie> teh honey has already used 2/3 of its sugar and the maple has used 1/3
* Gargravarr really should take 'gar' off his highlight list
< Squishie> lol
< twigathy> yup
< Gargravarr> or at least use regex :P
< twigathy> garish highlights
< twigathy> agar!
* Gargravarr drops twigathy down a well
* Squishie throws twigathy a laddgar
* Gargravarr kicks Squishie down after him
< Squishie> i will give you a legar up twigathy then you can pull me up :P
< twigathy> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/09/130916110853.htm this is nuts
< Exobot> Title: Feeling small: Fingers can detect nano-scale wrinkles even on a seemingly smooth surface
< Gargravarr> twigathy is blinded by science
< twigathy> o/~ She blinded me with science!
< Gargravarr> bloop bloop bloop
< Gargravarr> SCIENCE!
< twigathy> !!
< Gargravarr> well, we have the Serious and Organised Crime agency
< Gargravarr> so it logically follows there must be a Silly and Disorganised Crime agency
< Gargravarr> maybe we should create some work for the latter...
* Exopaladin beats Gargravarr to death with an inflatable banana
< Gargravarr> that's going to take a while
< zelate> if there's anything IT workers have it's boundless patience
< zelate> I'm down to that weird milk you can only buy at the petrol station
< zelate> damn holidays
< Gargravarr> rat or dog milk, you reckon?
< zelate> from the consistency I'm assuming penis milk