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<Tarkara2> Becky's Shadowrun Character (A Cybered Elf) is probably going to have an addiction, Ideas?
<shadebug> cock
<Tarkara2> A less expected one?

*Jen randomly gets up and licks Cait*
*Cait licks Jen back*
*Both fall to the floor and start wrestling and licking each other*
[a few minutes later, Jen looks up from the floor]
Jen: ... hey, why did everybody stop concentrating on the game?

<Daedra> Hypermicrospace: Wanna be my secretary?
<Hypermicrospace> can I be incompetent and overpaid?
<Daedra> As long as you keep my books properly you will be rewarded with sandwiches and the occasional acknowledgement of your existence
<Hypermicrospace> I get rewarded with curry and spag bol here and that's just for breathing
<Hypermicrospace> sandwiches are beneath me
<Hypermicrospace> (they're squidgy and comfortable)

<Twozzok> you know what goes good with eggy bread?
<Twozzok> anmd i'm being serious here
<shadebug> semen?
<Twozzok> eggy bread, topped with a couple of rashers of bacon, topped with heinz spagheti hoops
<Hypermicrospace> eggy bread complete \o/
<Hypermicrospace> I ran out of bacon or there would be come in it
<Hypermicrospace> er
<Hypermicrospace> shit
<Hypermicrospace> some
<Hypermicrospace> I meant some
* shadebug totally called it

Discussing manliness:
Shish: I got out of the shower this morning, saw myself in the mirror
Shish: I thought, "damn, when did I get such manly muscles?"
Shish: Then I looked closer, and they were my ribs :(

Shish: In star trek, do they fire coffins into a nearby sun, or into space in general? If they just fire them in a random direction, then sooner or later somebody's going to die when they get hit in the face by a hypervelocity intergalactic space-corpse x____x

<Locke> my dad is fighting an epic battle with the door
<Hypermicrospace> he can't handle it
<Locke> everything hinges on this
<Hypermicrospace> don't be a knob
<Locke> there must be a key to this problem
<Hypermicrospace> well it's certainly not you, lock
<Locke> I'm not even in the frame
<sunburn> now your just leaving yourself open.
<Hypermicrospace> I see you've latched on

<Daedra> I'm fucking sick and tired of tree surveys
<Daedra> Like seriously done with them
<Locke> leaf them alone then
<Daedra> Usually I'd be happy with a good pun... but that wasn't even a good pun
<Daedra> You're barking up the wrong tree ;)
<Locke> I'm branching out
<Locke> havn't you twigged yet?
<Locke> don't be such a stick in the mud
<Daedra> Still not really taking a lichen to your puns ;)
<Daedra> Can't really cedar point of continuing this run of pun...
<Locke> are you sick'o'more?
<Daedra> To be honest I wooden have expected. I'm knot usually all Fir this many but it seems that we're both rooting for bigger and better puns, a Larch portion of Wytch I expect are found onLime
<Fuzzy> ....
<Fuzzy> bravo
<Daedra> Though I probably Walnut Post any more after these last ones as it's not really a Poplar subject on here ;)
<Locke> yew are braken my heart with your cheating ways, I oaked you wouldn't need the internet to loam you puns like a sap
<zehi> i thought you were a budding surveyor
<Daedra> I Fig-ured I'd be happy with it but at the end of the day I find myself Face-Palming at my survey partner. He's a bloody jOak
<Daedra> Saying that though I wouldn't mind being outside. It's a gorgeous day and I can see myself Crack-ing more of these puns down the Beech whilst sipping on a Crabapple Cider with my good friend Douglas ;)

<Meltopian> locke: http://kotaku.com/5821058/all-mass-effect-comics-are-free-until-tomorrow-afternoon
<Meltopian> the relevant part is that the comments are filled with mass effect puns
<Hypermicrospace> he needs to bioware of its existence
<Meltopian> he needs to keep a tali of how many puns are made
<Hypermicrospace> T'soni going to make him jelly
<Meltopian> we don't want him to Grunt with disdain
<Shish> I like how so many puns have been Sheparded into one place
<Meltopian> I know, our puns are Legion
<Hypermicrospace> how will we reaper the damage we've done to this channel
<Locke> you'll have to wrexle with your conscience
<Hypermicrospace> I have no sol

<shadebug> he's talking about drugs
<Hypermicrospace> drugs or freud
<Hypermicrospace> eeew freud
* Shish read that as "eeew penis"