Quotes - More UKC Quotes

<Locke> my dad is fighting an epic battle with the door
<Hypermicrospace> he can't handle it
<Locke> everything hinges on this
<Hypermicrospace> don't be a knob
<Locke> there must be a key to this problem
<Hypermicrospace> well it's certainly not you, lock
<Locke> I'm not even in the frame
<sunburn> now your just leaving yourself open.
<Hypermicrospace> I see you've latched on

<Daedra> I'm fucking sick and tired of tree surveys
<Daedra> Like seriously done with them
<Locke> leaf them alone then
<Daedra> Usually I'd be happy with a good pun... but that wasn't even a good pun
<Daedra> You're barking up the wrong tree ;)
<Locke> I'm branching out
<Locke> havn't you twigged yet?
<Locke> don't be such a stick in the mud
<Daedra> Still not really taking a lichen to your puns ;)
<Daedra> Can't really cedar point of continuing this run of pun...
<Locke> are you sick'o'more?
<Daedra> To be honest I wooden have expected. I'm knot usually all Fir this many but it seems that we're both rooting for bigger and better puns, a Larch portion of Wytch I expect are found onLime
<Fuzzy> ....
<Fuzzy> bravo
<Daedra> Though I probably Walnut Post any more after these last ones as it's not really a Poplar subject on here ;)
<Locke> yew are braken my heart with your cheating ways, I oaked you wouldn't need the internet to loam you puns like a sap
<zehi> i thought you were a budding surveyor
<Daedra> I Fig-ured I'd be happy with it but at the end of the day I find myself Face-Palming at my survey partner. He's a bloody jOak
<Daedra> Saying that though I wouldn't mind being outside. It's a gorgeous day and I can see myself Crack-ing more of these puns down the Beech whilst sipping on a Crabapple Cider with my good friend Douglas ;)

<Meltopian> locke: http://kotaku.com/5821058/all-mass-effect-comics-are-free-until-tomorrow-afternoon
<Meltopian> the relevant part is that the comments are filled with mass effect puns
<Hypermicrospace> he needs to bioware of its existence
<Meltopian> he needs to keep a tali of how many puns are made
<Hypermicrospace> T'soni going to make him jelly
<Meltopian> we don't want him to Grunt with disdain
<Shish> I like how so many puns have been Sheparded into one place
<Meltopian> I know, our puns are Legion
<Hypermicrospace> how will we reaper the damage we've done to this channel
<Locke> you'll have to wrexle with your conscience
<Hypermicrospace> I have no sol

<shadebug> he's talking about drugs
<Hypermicrospace> drugs or freud
<Hypermicrospace> eeew freud
* Shish read that as "eeew penis"

<hms> o_O
<hms> I am rubbed
<prototo> rubbededed
<hms> shas hasn't rubbed me in ages
<Locke> or me
<Locke> :(
<hms> :(
<SmittyB> O_o

Locke denying that his bromance has reached new heights

Locke: MATCHING POCKET WATCHES ARE NOT GAY! >_<

<xgraphy> ironing rox
<Shish> what'cha ironing? :3
<xgraphy> jeans, so many
<Zaer_> I was half expecting you to respond with "Rocks"

[00:08] <Shish> If I were a bulbasaur, at least that would have the advantage that I wouldn't forget to take my whips everywhere I go...

* hms sleeps
[...]
<Locke> becky is a liar
<Locke> she's not remotely asleep
<hms> I am cleaning my teeth in preparation for sleep
<hms> after getting distracted by the internet
[...]
<Locke> ew she spat all over my soap
<Locke> it's so lame having a sister
<hms> I don't know why you insist on having that old fashioned soap
<hms> it leaves scum everywhere
<hms> and always ends up in the sink
<hms> where I spit on it
<Locke> how many times have you spat on it!!
<hms> everytime it's been in the sink
<Locke> aruhgh
<Locke> you bitch
<hms> ^_^
<hms> well I don't want to move it
<hms> it's all slimey and yuck
<Locke> I should piss all over your toothbrush
<hms> I'll shit inside your pillow
<Locke> I'll cum in your socks
<hms> I'll menstruate in your boxers
<hms> ...eventually
<Locke> I'm running out of male fluids
<Locke> I'll snot in your lucky charms lip balm
<hms> I'll squirt on your keyboard
<hms> ...oh wait
<Locke> ........
<SmittyB> ..........
<SmittyB> what the fuck did I just read

<Dae> Was good fun, watching Locke squirm as I neared him with my semi-naked, semi-moist body ;)